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You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's "bitchin," is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is.
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John: I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."
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You are a wuss: part wimp, and part *****."You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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In the next 30 minutes I will have helped destroy the world. And to think, my high school guidance counselor said I wouldn't amount to anything....Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.Comment
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“Instead of the mahi mahi, may I just get the one mahi because I’m not that hungry.""You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Dale: why are you holding my hand?
Neal: why are you kissing my ear?
Neal: where's your other hand?
Dale: between two pillows.
Neal: THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.Comment
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Don't slap me for this...it's from Walking Dead, which isn't a movie.
Andrea: "I shot Daryl."
Dale: "Don't be hard on yourself, we've all wanted to shoot Daryl."Comment
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"If you're staring at me, it better be because I'm the suspect. If not, get back to work or I swear you're all demoted to something that involves touching **** with your hands!"
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How about a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?Comment
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What kind of a host invites you to his house for the weekend and dies on you?
Why don't we just pretend he didn't die? Just for a bit!
How do you like that? The guy gets laid more times dead than I do alive.
Why are you shooting us? We're just friends of Bernie's.
I hate... Bernie's friends!
I give it an 8.3!
Hi, guys! I'm Tawny! Bernie said I could borrow his boat for the day; I've come to get the keys.
Hi Tawny! I'm horny!"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Gentlemen, start your boners.Comment
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LT Frank Drebin: I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a boy scout leader!Marge: The plant called and said that if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: WOOHOO! Four day weekend.Comment
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