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I must say that while I hate to see our Shockers lose, it does create the unintended but seriously funny "ShockerFever meltdown".
Like a 6 year old kid whose parents refuse to take him to McDonalds to get his happy meal, ShockerFever quickly melts into a tear stained tantrum after we lose. He becomes terribly irrational, spouting off poorly thought out predictions of our teams inevitable demise. If you dare question his lack of thought process in anyway you will be torn to shreds! Hell, even if you're not addressing him directly and just making a separate observation that isn't in line with his own, you will be torn to shreds! As a public lover of logic, ShockerFever is at his most logical in the midst of the passion of a Shocker loss. He goes from point A to point Z to point of no return faster than a virgin (which SF probably is) during his first sexual encounter.
To see this guy backed up into a corner lashing out at the team, the coach, and Shockernet posters for no reason is one of my favorite parts of coming to SN. It's times like these that I wonder if ShockerFever is really the irrational man baby he acts like on this forum or if it's just an act by the moderators of the board to draw more people.
Add that to the typically rosy and enlightened outlook of KC Shox and you have yourself quite a duo. If we brought back Cold we could have our own Big Three trio of clowns.
Maybe we should do that. I mean if the Shockers are going to be as bad the rest of the season as these two claim then we're going to need some entertainment on this board.
Nah, the "ShockerFever melthdown" is entertaining enough for me.
Like a 6 year old kid whose parents refuse to take him to McDonalds to get his happy meal, ShockerFever quickly melts into a tear stained tantrum after we lose. He becomes terribly irrational, spouting off poorly thought out predictions of our teams inevitable demise. If you dare question his lack of thought process in anyway you will be torn to shreds! Hell, even if you're not addressing him directly and just making a separate observation that isn't in line with his own, you will be torn to shreds! As a public lover of logic, ShockerFever is at his most logical in the midst of the passion of a Shocker loss. He goes from point A to point Z to point of no return faster than a virgin (which SF probably is) during his first sexual encounter.
To see this guy backed up into a corner lashing out at the team, the coach, and Shockernet posters for no reason is one of my favorite parts of coming to SN. It's times like these that I wonder if ShockerFever is really the irrational man baby he acts like on this forum or if it's just an act by the moderators of the board to draw more people.
Add that to the typically rosy and enlightened outlook of KC Shox and you have yourself quite a duo. If we brought back Cold we could have our own Big Three trio of clowns.
Maybe we should do that. I mean if the Shockers are going to be as bad the rest of the season as these two claim then we're going to need some entertainment on this board.
Nah, the "ShockerFever melthdown" is entertaining enough for me.
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