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  • Haiku Contest 2010/2011

    It's time for the 2010/2011 Haiku contest!

    The theme? Wichita State Men's Basketball of course!

    The last two years I posted this when we were in a down cycle -- this year I'm posting it after that awesome win at Tulsa!

    What's a Haiku? In its simple form, it's a short poem with only three lines. The first line has five syllables, the second line has seven syllables, and the third line has five syllables.

    Suggested rules:

    1) Must relate in some way to WSU Men's Basketball (or basketball in general)
    2) These can be funny, serious, or anything in between!
    3) One haiku per post (makes it easier to comment/track them)
    4) Post as many as you like
    5) Titles are allowed (and recommended)

    Here is an example (a terrible example, but just something to show what they look like):

    Tulsa had a chance
    I went Wu Wu in my pants
    Going to the dance

    Reminder:

    5 syllables
    7 syllables
    5 syllables

    When this has run its course someone set up a poll for which ones are the best.
    Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

  • #2
    Wallflower

    Dance in March the goal
    Poor M-V-C O-O-C
    Steals my dancing shoes

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    • #3
      Stutz

      Stutz may be THE MAN
      Shoot the three ball well, he can
      chin hair,no!,No,man

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      • #4
        Shocks/Hurricane

        Gene and Nolan gone
        polka dots and perm look poof
        rivalry come back

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        • #5
          #24

          Who is twenty four?
          He resembles a dunker
          But is a maker.

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          • #6
            Shocker Roster

            Durley, Kyles, Murry
            Blair, Stutz, Rags, Williams, Hatch, Smith
            Ellis, Orukpe

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            • #7
              To get to the dance
              Can't leave anything open to chance
              Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by 60Shock
                To get to the dance
                Can't leave anything to chance
                Win! Win! Win! Win! Win!
                Fixed.

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                • #9
                  Ode to Shocks in 2011
                  --------------------------

                  G#* D#$" F*#$&*# S@#*!!

                  I hate F*($%&@!! S.I.U.

                  And U.N.I. too.
                  Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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                  • #10
                    Season started well
                    Opportunity knocking
                    Shox fail to answer
                    Infinity Art Glass - Fantastic local artist and Shocker fan
                    RIP Guy Always A Shocker
                    Carpenter Place - A blessing to many young girls/women
                    ICT S.O.S - Great local cause fighting against human trafficking
                    Wartick Insurance Agency - Saved me money with more coverage.
                    Save Shocker Sports - A rallying cry

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                    • #11
                      Control destiny
                      Don't let them hand you that crap
                      Win in St. Louis
                      I see dumb people.

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                      • #12
                        Wins are a good thing
                        St. Louis is what matters
                        If you want to dance.
                        Infinity Art Glass - Fantastic local artist and Shocker fan
                        RIP Guy Always A Shocker
                        Carpenter Place - A blessing to many young girls/women
                        ICT S.O.S - Great local cause fighting against human trafficking
                        Wartick Insurance Agency - Saved me money with more coverage.
                        Save Shocker Sports - A rallying cry

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                        • #13
                          Elementary, Grasshopper

                          Sometimes can't shoot straight
                          Works better to put it in
                          In order to win
                          The future's so bright - I gotta wear shades.
                          We like to cut down nets and get sized for championship rings.

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                          • #14
                            Score predictions

                            MVC Games Only
                            Win in rout, double digits
                            Or lose by three points

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                            • #15
                              Six seconds are left.
                              Nothing insurmountable.
                              Time to wet the bed.

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