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I just realized -- ShockerFever is a devious, super-criminal minded talent that is TWO steps ahead of us (until now)!
Here is how ShockerFever did it: Way back when he created his alter-ego Cold, he realized he would get flamed by the pro-Shocker-kicks-ass crowd, and eventually booted. So what does he do? He preemptively creates a second account: ShockerFever, which he uses to get MORE notoriety by rebutting his own arguments. And the mastermind, super-criminal, braniac also knows that by rebutting his own arguments he is automatically BUMPing his own threads!
So once his alter-ego, Cold, gets the boot; ShockerFever then creates the MTXE alter-ego in order to bring back the spirit of Cold. But in order to obscure that plot, he changes up the quoting style to give MTXE an alibi, so that he doesn't get booted again (for awhile)! But it doesn't stop there! He also re-engages in the troll-post-hijack-bash self-arguing to auto-bump his newly refined MTXE contrarian-style Shocker-bashing.
Then ... to make sure nobody ever figures it out, ShockerFever then diverts the attention onto MTXE by claiming that MTXE must be Cold and therefore causing a firestorm of thread-bumps to keep his contrarian Shocker-bashing at the top of the forum posts!
But he knows that by bashing on MTXE over and over, he will eventually get the moderators pissed, so what does he do? He starts lamenting about that fact that Cold was booted in the first place and that we should let Cold back on!! Thus allowing him to re-divert the attention away from MTXE and back to Cold, once the soppy pro-Shocker-kicks-ass-crowd realizes that harking on Cold was actually fun.
So the question that remains is this: Isn't it possible that there are actually only three users on this forum: You that are reading this, I who wrote this, and ShockerFever and his 200 other identities? I mean isn't it possible?
Here is how ShockerFever did it: Way back when he created his alter-ego Cold, he realized he would get flamed by the pro-Shocker-kicks-ass crowd, and eventually booted. So what does he do? He preemptively creates a second account: ShockerFever, which he uses to get MORE notoriety by rebutting his own arguments. And the mastermind, super-criminal, braniac also knows that by rebutting his own arguments he is automatically BUMPing his own threads!
So once his alter-ego, Cold, gets the boot; ShockerFever then creates the MTXE alter-ego in order to bring back the spirit of Cold. But in order to obscure that plot, he changes up the quoting style to give MTXE an alibi, so that he doesn't get booted again (for awhile)! But it doesn't stop there! He also re-engages in the troll-post-hijack-bash self-arguing to auto-bump his newly refined MTXE contrarian-style Shocker-bashing.
Then ... to make sure nobody ever figures it out, ShockerFever then diverts the attention onto MTXE by claiming that MTXE must be Cold and therefore causing a firestorm of thread-bumps to keep his contrarian Shocker-bashing at the top of the forum posts!
But he knows that by bashing on MTXE over and over, he will eventually get the moderators pissed, so what does he do? He starts lamenting about that fact that Cold was booted in the first place and that we should let Cold back on!! Thus allowing him to re-divert the attention away from MTXE and back to Cold, once the soppy pro-Shocker-kicks-ass-crowd realizes that harking on Cold was actually fun.
So the question that remains is this: Isn't it possible that there are actually only three users on this forum: You that are reading this, I who wrote this, and ShockerFever and his 200 other identities? I mean isn't it possible?
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