Valley players after college

[shoxlax]

Vote for your top Valley choices in the following categories:

Player most likely to make an NBA roster


Player most likely to be a college head coach


Player most likely to become a politician


Player most likely to end up in prison within five years


You may put more than one player in a category if you feel so compelled.

[Denny Crane]

NBA-O Eldridge

Coach-Clevin; Ryan Wedel

Politician-Adam Koch

Prison-P Unk

[1972Shocker]

I like Denny's picks above.

As far as Head Coach goes and assuming we are not restricted to currently active players I would go with Matt Brauer.

Also, perhaps the Politician/Prison category should be combined into one.

[newshock1234]

Politician-Adam Koch

Hes a dirty player, so i guess he would fit since most politicians are dirty as well.

[newshock1234]

Player most likely to make an NBA roster
Osiris Eldridge

Player most likely to be a college head coach
Sam Maniscalco

Player most likely to become a politician

Not so sure about this one, so ill float one our players and say we will have a Mormon politician in Graham Hatch

Player most likely to end up in prison within five years
this one is easy- P'unk Stinnet

[The Mad Hatter]

I've never seen P'unk as a future convict.

Now if we were asking who is most likely to have a long-term career as an assistant manager at Dairy Queen, Stinnet jumps right to the top of my list.

[RoyalShock]

I'm thinking the same player could accomplish all four goals. First NBA, then coach, then politician, then prison.

But that player must not be in the Valley yet.

[ShockerWheelSU]

Top NBA Prospect: Eldridge or Eglseder.
Most likely to be a coach: Josh Young
Politician: Koch
Prison: Stinnett

[electricmayhem]

NBA -- Osiris, Eglseder, Dillard

Head Coach - Adam Leonard - MSU

Politician - Johnny Moran - UNI

Prison - Taylor Brown - BU

[Rodya RR]

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AND shouldn't it be P'Rison. <rim-shot>

Low hanging fruit is delicious.

[pinstripers]

P'Rison

[boyshocker]

Next MVC to make it in the WWF- Jordan Eglseder
Can we help him with a new name?

[RoyalShock]

Next MVC to make it in the WWF- Jordan Eglseder
Can we help him with a new name?

The Ogre?

[JaminShock]

Next MVC to make it in the WWF- Jordan Eglseder
Can we help him with a new name?

The (Almost As) Big Show

[Dan]

Shrek?