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**BAShocker** · November 21, 2008, 05:30 PM

"Open your eyes and look at the bottom of my shoe...is it yellow, or is it gold?"

**Shockakhan** · November 21, 2008, 05:37 PM

"A little to the left please".

**shockerofandover0943** · November 21, 2008, 06:24 PM

**AG1219** · November 21, 2008, 06:51 PM

Trust me, your jaw will look better when i'm finished.

**60Shock** · November 21, 2008, 08:34 PM

Here, let me help you get your head screwed on right.

**RoyalShock** · November 21, 2008, 10:14 PM

"Hey, I thought this was the new easy-open cap!"

**lemuel777** · November 21, 2008, 11:26 PM

Now, that didn't hurt, did it?

**lemuel777** · November 21, 2008, 11:29 PM

"Mamma always said not to be a ball hog."

**fastbow** · November 21, 2008, 11:49 PM

I swear coach, I can hit a three every time with this!

**kcshocker11** · November 22, 2008, 11:26 AM

You are healed!

**tw805** · November 22, 2008, 11:48 AM

How does it go again? Lefty-loosey, righty-tighty?

**rrshock** · November 22, 2008, 02:21 PM

Now, how long do you like your hair?

**Shox21** · November 22, 2008, 03:21 PM

You can't fool me. I used to have a Mr. Potato Head and I KNOW it comes off.

**60Shock** · November 22, 2008, 04:06 PM

Honest Ref, it looked liked the basketball to me!

**forevershockerfan** · November 22, 2008, 04:09 PM

OOOPS!!! I THOUGHT COACH SAID TO RUN THE SUICIDE SQUEEZE PLAY!!!!!!! OR "GOOD AHEAD PUNK!!!!! MAKE MY DAY!!!!!!!"

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