Elephantitis!
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Before you know it, the curtains will rise and we will enter stilll another Shocker Season. Is it not cool that each and every solitary player we have will get a fair and ample opportunity to earn playing time in our quest to again enter the "Big Dance" in due time? Who will be those that "step up" and lead us to this "basketball promised land?" Stay tuned!!!!!!!Shocker basketball will forever be my favorite team in all of sports.
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I thought pregnant too but that would be an awfully short gestation period.
Maybe he is . . .
travelling to Alaska and back on a Harley
serving a 60 day jail term
visiting Russia for an intensive language emersion program
giving blood daily making him too weak to play
riding a bike to NYC and back
working part-time at Wallyworld as a security guard: "Sorry folks, park's closed. Moose outside should have told you so."
going on the shortest Morman mission on record
volunteering at a homeless shelter
going to the famous play better D or you won't be playing at all basketball camp
joining the Globetrotters for a couple months
going to Vegas to count cards
or going back home until school starts.
Gotta be getting close, right?
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Type II Diabetes...?
Gynecomastia...?
Whatever the opposite of "Restless Leg Syndrome" is...(Lazy Ass Syndrome?)
Paintophobia?
Arcophilia?
Getting the latest in pedicure treatments...
Wichita State, home of the All-Americans.
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