Nickname Suggestions for Future Shocker Asbjorn Mitgaard

[ShockerInKC]

I suggest one thing we don't call him: late for dinner.

[Aargh]

We should pick based on potential slogans directed at our opponents . . .

Feel the Burn!

You can't beat our Meat!

And here I thought I was pushing the boundary by suggesting "Big Miit". I even spelled it that way to disguise it a bit.

Maybe for a chant we could use, "He's got (clap,clap, clap) huge hands (clap, clap, clap)"

[Yellow Bellied]

AsBjorn to be a lotto pick Mitgaard

[Aargh]

This would work for the cheerleaders:

(Credit to Royal for the original idea)

You Can't Beat (clap, clap, clap) Big Miit

Yes, I can hear that echoing through CKA now. Might even get the students involved.

[BlkSaxShock]

How bout just Meeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaat! After a big dunk.

[HockeyShock]

Guys, I hate to state the obvious....

...but his nickname is Thor.

If we wanted to go a little less obvious, we could call him Mjolnir, since Marshall will use him like a hammer to the rest of the Valley.

[BOBB]

Nicknames are corny vestiges of radio era baseball.

[Cdizzle]

Nicknames are corny vestiges of radio era baseball.

So's your face?

[KC Shox]

Tolken fans will appreciate 'Beorn'. Or how about Kodak, those are a humongous species of brown bear.

[BOBB]

So's your face?

Cornier than your mom's feet?

[shock]

Tolken fans will appreciate 'Beorn'. Or how about Kodak, those are a humongous species of brown bear.

That would be Kodiak, named after the island.

[WalterSobchak]

Air Bjordan

[Dave Stalwart]

The Gaardian?

[Kel Varnsen]

Air Bjordan

This is good. Very good.

[1972Shocker]

Air Bjordan

Not bad. Doubt if he is much of a skywalker thougth. Perhaps Bear Bjordan.