Nickname Suggestions for Future Shocker Asbjorn Mitgaard

[SHOCKvalue]

Burn or Meat makes no sense to me

References to the phonetic pronunciation of his first and last name.

az-BURN MEAT-guard

...or so it has been suggested in his recruiting thread

[pinstripers]

like one word.............Burnormeat

[Steeleshocker]

GodBearGod?

[wu_shizzle]

GodBearGod?

I think we have a winner.

[Aargh]

Ursa Major and Mount Miitgard are outstanding.

The Big Bear (sort of like The Big Show)

Big Miit

Probably not Fifi, but I'm sure someone will accuse him of playing soft.

[Good News]

First thing that popped into my head:

https://youtu.be/yUvijWMhaBo?t=3s

Seriously, I'll be disappointed if some students don't at least put it on a sign - that should get you on Sportscenter if the big man dunks on somebody.

And since I've somehow forgotten how to embed video, if someone could do that for me to make the post more convenient I would appreciate it.

[SirShoxAlot]

The Danish. He fills the middle.

[shock]

Great Dane is the lazy choice

I am hopeful something better comes up but have nothing to offer

It is lazy but easily marketable. Wessell was the Labrador, which is worse IMO. The Great Dane is a natural sounding, catchy nickname that rolls off the tongue.

[WuShock16]

The Danish. He fills the middle.

The Zen philosopher Basha once wrote, "A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a donut with no holes is a Danish." Funny guy.

[DwShock]

Steve

[Kel Varnsen]

Someone who's more well-versed in Shakespeare's Hamlet could probably come up with something clever from that, but I couldn't.

[SlyShock]

Midtgod

[Aargh]

The Guy Shamet and Reaves Throw the Ball To.

Doesn't roll off the tongue well, but think about that for a moment.

A possible starting lineup his So year is

Reaves 6'5"
Shamet 6'4"
McDuffie 6'8"
Hamilton 6'8"
Miitgard 7'

We've put dream lineups together before. Especially those that had a lot of height. That's not some strange lineup to get a lot of height on the floor - that's a legitimate lineup with length.

[RoyalShock]

Burn or Meat!

We should pick based on potential slogans directed at our opponents . . .

Feel the Burn!

You can't beat our Meat!

[kcshocker11]

His name literally means, God Bear.

How can you improve on that?

ok bear!