Shocker Player Caption Contest

[Kel Varnsen]

Here's the deal...the Men's Basketball section of GoShockers.com has rosters (and corresponding headshots) for each team dating back to the 2006-07 season. Link to roster: http://www.goshockers.com/roster.aspx?path=m_bkb& (You can select the season with the dropdown menu on the right hand side)

Let's do a caption contest. It can either be Superlatives (Most Likely to _____________) or a quote that would make sense given the player/headshot.

Some examples:

Most Likely to Spend His Saturday Night Firing a Shotgun at Random Household Items While Throwing Back Old Milwaukee: David King (06-07)



Most Likely to Have Been Referred to as "Mister Ed" by his high school classmates: Kyle Wilson (06-07)



"I see everything" - Jerome Hamilton (09-10)



There are plenty more. But this should get us started.

[Kel Varnsen]

Mr. Steal Yo Girl - Gal Mekel (06-07)



Most Likely to Be the Dad in an After-School Special - Graham Hatch (10-11)

[WuShock16]

Best/Worst Haircut Ever (depending on your perspective, I suppose)

[Dave Stalwart]

Best/Worst Haircut Ever (depending on your perspective, I suppose)

Most likely to sign an NBA contract? This is clearly the look of an NBA player...

Or maybe most likely to get shorn and turned into a sweater?

[_kai_]

Mr. Steal Yo Girl - Gal Mekel (06-07)

The only thing Gal ran better than the offense was the dorm honeys.

[Cdizzle]

Or maybe most likely to get shorn and turned into a sweater?

That would explain the way MSU tried to 'guard' him.

[Kel Varnsen]

The only thing Gal ran better than the offense was the dorm honeys.

No joke, when I was attending school, I had a friend on the team. He told me that when Gal would have girls over, they would sign their name on some sort of a board he kept. Play on playa.

[Dave Stalwart]

That would explain the way MSU tried to 'guard' him.

I heard the UNI players really like it when he posts them up

[Kel Varnsen]

Most likely to look like Keegan Michael Key if he shaved his head and facial hair - AJ Hawkins (07-08)



Most Likely to be mistaken for brothers when in public places together - JT Durley and Demetric Williams (10-11)