WSU vs KU - Vol 12, Chapter 14

[Kung Wu]

In an effort to increase awareness about safe sex, the State of Kansas decided it would be clever to sponsor a new line of condoms named after famous Kansans. So they hired Trojan to package and introduce three new condoms; the Gregg Marshall, the Bill Self, and the Bruce Weber.

Well Larry eagerly buys some one day and hurries home to tell his wife about the new condoms he just bought.

Mildly amused she says, "Oh geez, which one did you buy?"

Larry quickly says, "Oh honey, you KNOW I bought the Gregg Marshall."

To which Larry's wife replied, "Bummer. Why don't you exchange it for the Bill Self? It'd be nice if you finished second for a change."

[choida]

In an effort to increase awareness about safe sex, the State of Kansas decided it would be clever to sponsor a new line of condoms named after famous Kansans. So they hired Trojan to package and introduce three new condoms; the Gregg Marshall, the Bill Self, and the Bruce Weber.

Well Larry eagerly buys some one day and hurries home to tell his wife about the new condoms he just bought.

Mildly amused she says, "Oh geez, which one did you buy?"

Larry quickly says, "Oh honey, you KNOW I bought the Gregg Marshall."

To which Larry's wife replied, "Bummer. Why don't you exchange it for the Bill Self? It'd be nice if you came second for a change."

Lol

[SHOXAAC]

In an effort to increase awareness about safe sex, the State of Kansas decided it would be clever to sponsor a new line of condoms named after famous Kansans. So they hired Trojan to package and introduce three new condoms; the Gregg Marshall, the Bill Self, and the Bruce Weber.

Well Larry eagerly buys some one day and hurries home to tell his wife about the new condoms he just bought.

Mildly amused she says, "Oh geez, which one did you buy?"

Larry quickly says, "Oh honey, you KNOW I bought the Gregg Marshall."

To which Larry's wife replied, "Bummer. Why don't you exchange it for the Bill Self? It'd be nice if you came second for a change."

My wife just about spit out adult beverage when I read her the joke. When I told her who authored it. She spit out my adult beverage.

[Kung Wu]

My wife just about spit out adult beverage when I read her the joke. When I told her who authored it. She spit out my adult beverage.

I know. It's time for @_kai_: to take it down for being inappropriate. It's one of those jokes you post after dark and then make sure a moderator removes it in the morning before the kids wake up.

[Aargh]

There are so many ways to work with Weber being 3rd. I've typed several, but "upon further review" they were all ruled ineligible.

There isnt really any acceptable way to work Marshall's enhanced package into this thread.

[OTR Shockfan]

I would just add my little edit to this call it the Gregg Marshall for enhanced performance,, and she should say it would be nice if you FINISHED Second for a change

[WstateU]

You ‘all are disgusting… get your minds out of the gutter. :)
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[Kung Wu]

I would just add my little edit to this call it the Gregg Marshall for enhanced performance,, and she should say it would be nice if you FINISHED Second for a change

Brilliant! "Finished" actually makes it potentially clean enough to not delete. Fixed! :)

[Topshock]

I,m guessing the wife had not heard about the "enhanced package".

[Good News]

In an effort to increase awareness about safe sex, the State of Kansas decided it would be clever to sponsor a new line of condoms named after famous Kansans. So they hired Trojan to package and introduce three new condoms; the Gregg Marshall, the Bill Self, and the Bruce Weber.

Well Larry eagerly buys some one day and hurries home to tell his wife about the new condoms he just bought.

Mildly amused she says, "Oh geez, which one did you buy?"

Larry quickly says, "Oh honey, you KNOW I bought the Gregg Marshall."

To which Larry's wife replied, "Bummer. Why don't you exchange it for the Bill Self? It'd be nice if you finished second for a change."

[ripemupshocks]

Who's Larry?
:highly_amused:

[GarH]

I must admit I spent my early youth growing up in Johnson County (Prairie Village) as a KU fan. Our family moved to Wichita in 65. My father was from Wichita and my mother from Pratt. I have spent the last 50 years trying to atone for my early sins. Although I've been a LONG time Shocker fan, I feel I still have some atonement yet for my early grievous sin as a youth.

[WstateU]

I must admit I spent my early youth growing up in Johnson County (Prairie Village) as a KU fan. Our family moved to Wichita in 65. My father was from Wichita and my mother from Pratt. I have spent the last 50 years trying to atone for my early sins. Although I've been a LONG time Shocker fan, I feel I still have some atonement yet for my early grievous sin as a youth.

[KUhater]

Is a Bruce Weber condom really necessary . . . because of all the withdrawals?

[rrshock]

Is a Bruce Weber condom really necessary . . . because of all the withdrawals?

Ouch!!!