ESPN GameDay HAIKU Contest

[shoxilla]

I would suggest categories of WSU (positive), UNI (negative), and ESPN (so good they have to read it on-air)

My Rodney Strong induced examples:

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Wichita State is
A very very fine State.
always Champions.
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U N I they are
Awesome to be playing for
Only second place.
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GameDay you must know
The feelings that we have now,
that Jeff ******* sucks.
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[Dave Stalwart]

Seth Tuttle those were
Nice free throws but you still suck

Balls

[Kung Wu]

There was an old man from Nantucket, whose coc .... oh Haiku!! Sorry wrong form of poetry.

[HockeyShock]

KU won't play us.
Why? No one knows. But know this:
Bill Self wears a rug.

[HockeyShock]

Latex body paint
Couldn't cover a body
like Tekele Cotton

[HockeyShock]

Hear the roaring crowd
Is it heaven, or a day
at Koch Arena?

[Kel Varnsen]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Seth Tuttle will be shut down
And that dress is black and blue

Oh, sorry, wrong format.

[molly jabali]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Seth Tuttle will be shut down
And that dress is black and blue

Oh, sorry, wrong format.

Made me laugh!!! Funny AND trendy!

[molly jabali]

Cotton says goodbye
Darius also moves on
SHOX WIN MVC!