Blackout Questions

[Rosewood]

Ok, I have my black MVC Championship shirt from last year so I have that covered.
I also put on black underwear (they came that way, not stained).
Black socks and black shoes? Check and check.
Black jacket, gloves and hat? Of course.

But I don't have any black pants that aren't slacks.

So, can I make up for it by being blackout drunk?

Professional and serious replies only please.

[ABC]

I'd say you have it well covered all of the way around.