New Nicknames and Monikers for Our Team

[WuShock Reaper]

Okay here are the rules: You can love them or hate them, but you can only change one at a time. That way when we finish our little exercise here, we will end up with the best 15.

1. Malcolm "In the Middle" Armstead
2. Ron "The Flesh" Baker
3. Zach "I'm lov'n the" Bush
4. Kadeem "Kaboom" Coleby
5. Tekele "100 %" Cotton
6. Cleanthony "Always" Early
7. Derail "Show Me the" Green
8. Carl "Where's your" Hall "Pass"
9. Chadrack "Loveshack, and Herewego" Lufile
10. Ehimen "I can't run for President" Orukpe
11. Fred "Yabaa Dabaa Doo" Van Vleet
12. Evan "Get the van" Wessel
13. Jake "Wanna see my snake" White
14. Nick "I'm Freakn' out" Wiggins
15. Demetric "I hate the metric system" Williams

[MadaboutWu]

Tekele "The Steal" Cotton

[CBB_Fan]

7. Derail Green "Light"

[newshock1234]

Derail "the light is on" Green

[CBB_Fan]

Ron "Shake-n" Baker

[WstateU]

Carl Hall

[CBB_Fan]

Fred Van Vleet "The Duke of Juke"

[lemuel777]

12. Evan "Go Home" Wessel

[ShockTalk]

Ron "Shake-n" Baker

Also, Ron "The Maker" Baker.

[1972Shocker]

Since it's an election year. Hanging Chadrack Lufile.

[ShockTalk]

Chadrack "To the Rack" Lufile.

[im4wsu]

Cle Rising Early

[wusphlash]

Cleanthony "Game Over" Early

[forevershockerfan]

Foes Heart-Breaker Shocker Shot-and Rain Maker Baker

[Aargh]

Fred Van Vleet "The Duke of Juke"

I mentioned that to Fred at Shocker Madness. He requested that we keep trying to find a nickname for him. I suspect that "The Duke of Juke" is more appealing to those of us above 60 than to those of us below 20.