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**WuShock Reaper** · April 1, 2023, 09:33 AM

**Kung Wu** · April 1, 2023, 11:14 AM

**SHOXAAC** · April 1, 2023, 05:22 PM

That’s a good April Fools!!!

**Aargh** · April 1, 2023, 06:34 PM

Originally posted by SHOXAAC View Post

That’s a good April Fools!!!

I wasn't impressed. I thought a better one would be: "Today, in a basketball game in NIgeria, Ehimeh Orukpe caught a pass"

**Kel Varnsen** · April 1, 2023, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by Aargh View Post

I wasn't impressed. I thought a better one would be: "Today, in a basketball game in NIgeria, Ehimeh Orukpe caught a pass"

“That pass was made by Ty Taylor.”

Never mind, too obvious.

**Shock Top** · April 1, 2023, 08:07 PM

“Aaron ‘Deep 2’ Ellis sinks a 3-pointer”

**Kung Wu** · April 1, 2023, 08:14 PM

"Ross McBurney, Shocker great and All-American, to have jersey retired."

**ShockTalk** · April 1, 2023, 09:03 PM

Originally posted by Kung Wu View Post

"Ross McBurney, Shocker great and All-American, to have jersey retired."

How could you!?!? NOT FUNNY!!

**Downtown Shocker Brown** · April 1, 2023, 10:26 PM

Shockernet to charge $75/yr for yellow shock of wheat indicating you are really the fake name you claim to be.

**shock** · April 1, 2023, 10:29 PM

Dan Mueller named DOBO on Paul Mills’ staff.

**ShockTalk** · April 2, 2023, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by shock View Post

Dan Mueller named DOBO on Paul Mills’ staff.

Now that's funny! Well, it better be.

**Aargh** · April 2, 2023, 10:46 AM

Originally posted by Kel Varnsen View Post

“That pass was made by Ty Taylor.”

Never mind, too obvious.

I like it, but let's make it even better. Orukpe scored a basket on an assist from Ty Taylor.

BREAKING NEWS: Mills Returning to Oral Roberts University