Save Darren Boatright!

[C0|dB|00ded]

Any ideas?

[MikeKennedyRulZ]

I have one...STFU.

[Stickboy46]

Best way to Save himself is to resign ...

[WuDrWu]

Any ideas?

To be honest, saw this coming a mile away. Maybe 2 miles away.

[C0|dB|00ded]

It was requested with hilarity "sure to follow". I'm still waiting.

[RoyalShock]

A bake sale. With lots of cupcakes.

[newshock1234]

I see they called Ron Baker to save grace lol

[Ted Lasso's Neighbor]

1 - Diet and excercise.
2 - Supply of masks to wear while out in public.
3 - Monthly Covid booster shot.
4 - Restraining order from posters who want to hurt him:

Every sport we have besides softball is in the toilet. Just that fact alone is enough to can his ass. It really doesn't matter if it's truly his fault or not. I've wanted to clock him ever since he gave Mini-B that extra season.

[C0|dB|00ded]

1 - Diet and excercise.
2 - Supply of masks to wear while out in public.
3 - Monthly Covid booster shot.
4 - Restraining order from posters who want to hurt him:

All pretty good but a monthly booster would undoubtedly trigger immunity fatigue.

[Ted Lasso's Neighbor]

All pretty good but a monthly booster would undoubtedly trigger immunity fatigue.

As long as he wears a mask 24/7 he'll be okay. Don't want him to be a victim of long covid.

On my list I forgot to include colonoscopy if he hasn't had one, and to keep avoiding stressful events like sporting events and public gatherings.

[C0|dB|00ded]

As long as he wears a mask 24/7 he'll be okay. Don't want him to be a victim of long covid.

On my list I forgot to include colonoscopy if he hasn't had one, and to keep avoiding stressful events like sporting events and public gatherings.

Yeah... should have stopped while you were ahead.

[Ted Lasso's Neighbor]

Yeah... should have stopped while you were ahead.

I think the same thing whenever I read your posts.

[Stickboy46]

I think the same thing whenever I read your posts.

That's assumes he was ahead at some point...

[wichshock65]

For the love of God. Are you off your meds again, Cold?

[WstateU]

That's assumes he was ahead at some point...

I'm sorry... Cold's post #11 and your post sealed it...

A man was waiting for his wife to give birth when the doctor came in and informed the new dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son had only a head! But the dad loved his son anyway, and raised him as well as he could, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son was old enough for his first drink. Dad took him to the bar and tearfully told the son he was proud of him. Then Dad ordered up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy took his first sip of alcohol. Swoooop! A torso popped out of the bottom of the son's head! The bar was deadly silent; then burst into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begged his son to drink again. The patrons began chanting, "Take another drink!" The bartender stood still, shaking his head in amazement. Swoooop! Two arms popped out. The bar went wild. The father, crying and wailing, cried for his son to drink again. The patrons continued their chant: "Take another drink!" But the bartender turned his back at this point, ignoring the whole affair. By now the boy was getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reached down, grabbed his drink, and guzzled the last of it. Swoooop! Two legs popped out. By now the bar was in chaos, with the father on his knees, thanking God. The boy stood up on his new legs and stumbled to the left, then to the right, then right through the front door, and into the street, where a truck ran smack into him, killing him instantly. The bar fell silent. The father began to softly moan in grief. The bartender picked up the boy's empty glass, and began to clean it, muttering, "That boy should have quit while he was a head."