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[Dan]

No strangle dummies for the first 100 people to make an order?

[Veritas]

Nicely done Kung Wu

[Ted Lasso's Neighbor]

There's already a knockoff version. Looks like a company in Japan is selling something called the SlapAShaq Pro. Rumor has it a company in Israel started it, but then got tired of messing with it and sold it to the place in Japan. It comes with a smartphone app that the company says will call Jeff ******* in 5 years to tell him what happened.

On a side note, the original Gregg Marshall parking spot and 2 courtesy cars will be going up for auction on ebay in mid-December. Opening bid is $7.75 million.