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  • Hillbillies and Hard Feelings: An Austin Reaves Story

    I was all ears waiting for the introduction of Leaves Saturday evening and Shocker Nation did not disappoint. The boo birds were out in full force making it clear to the visitor(s) that this is our house, our family, and if you burn us... we don't forget. Very proud. Also enjoyed a strong contingent that continued to boo whenever he touched the ball, fouled, or otherwise scratched his ass. The Telegraphing Turncoat from Deliverance, Arkansas was not confused for one second whose turf he had stumbled back upon. He was quite simply, the enemy.

    I will say I was a little shocked at how Arseton responded. From the moment he hit the floor, it was clear his intentions were to come back to the place that rescued his Humpty Dumpty Super-glued ass from Incest Central, to flip Shocker Nation the bird. I figured the lil' princess might be a little bitter, but never imagined he would come in with Super Bowl dreams and Stanley Cup intensity. He played like a man possessed (butt hurt). From the silly foul on our 6'11" NBA hopeful who had a clear lane to Flush City, to the charge, to the clear outs and rough play around the basket, and then the hilarious, pre-planned back-door baseline, where he was supposed to dunk it but got shut down like the little moonshine-sippin' mouse that he is... 4 fouls and brick city until the game was basically over. I've seen farts have more of an impact on the outcome of a basketball game. All I can say is this: congrats on landing the only B12 gig where you'll play in a half-empty gym the entire season. Toodles.

    P.S. Interesting embrace between AR and the MeatGuard post-game. I think I saw tongue. Maybe HCGM thought it a bad bet to have such bromance brewing on the court in a game where he definitely wanted to make things clear...

    P.P.S. Extremely proud at the comeback when down 8 and looking at possibly becoming down 11. We have a very fine crop of players and Eric Stevens is our first official, born again hard, Play Angry player. We only need 2 more and then we can look at possibly having another deep run. Who's gonna step up?


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    Oh, and thanks coach Kruger for the game!


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      P.P.P.S.




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        That's it? A day late and a dollar short. Your schtick is tired.
        Basketball Season Tix since '77-78 . . . . . . Baseball Season Tix since '88

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        • #5
          Sorry but I thought it was pretty good myself. But that's just me

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          • #6
            Some people are easily impressed.

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            • #7
              As everyone I know will attest to.

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              • #8
                How come you didn't call him a hillbilly a couple years ago when he entered the program?
                Deuces Valley.
                ... No really, deuces.
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                - a smart man

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                  Cold has grown so weak I tend to skip his posts; wish I had skipped this entire .......

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                    COLD IS SPEAKING FACTS!

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                    • #11
                      What's wrong with Hillbillies?

                      "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Shocker85 View Post
                        That's it? A day late and a dollar short. Your schtick is tired.
                        Better late than never. At least I got the job done. I had a very busy weekend.

                        Originally posted by ShockerFever View Post
                        How come you didn't call him a hillbilly a couple years ago when he entered the program?
                        What does it profit a man to gain some "likes", yet forfeit his soul?

                        The answer to your question lies in the thousands upon thousands of Shocker fans that boo'd the little rascal from tip to final buzzer. Had OU won and Leaves pranced around the middle of the court high-fiving his teammates with a smirk on his face would you still be overflowing with maternal empathy? Because I assure you that is what would have happened. He did not come into our building with respect. That was apparent throughout the game. He played rough and dirty and I've never seen a player at a Shocker game get boo'd with such consistency in my lifetime. He was thoroughly hated. The scales of justice were balanced a little on Saturday for a variety of reasons, but the work of the Lord is not yet complete. I'm looking for a bit of a scuffle next season at OU when Erik brings his new attitude with him. It's going to be pay-per-view quality I guarantee you that. Shocker fans will want to travel; and if I know anything about OU basketball, there will be plenty of seats...

                        Originally posted by Shocker1976 View Post
                        Cold has grown so weak I tend to skip his posts; wish I had skipped this entire .......
                        Why discriminate against the aged? Harken back to the days of yore and offer up a little nod knowing you're talking to a legend.

                        P.S. Thanks for not skipping.


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                        • #13
                          many people on this board called for cheers for reaves. mamby pamby *******. *******!!! mike kennedy did, too.

                          but this is cold's best post in ages.
                          Last edited by another shocker; December 16, 2019, 07:18 PM.

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                          • #14
                            Pretty funny stuff for those of us who live on the dark side. But perhaps this was also a cry for help from Cold....he may need more love in his life.

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                              I was confused by the title. Does it mean Cold is the billy, the fans with hard feelings were the billies, or the guy who is not a shocker in the red uni was the billy? When I think of billies all I can think of is a certain fan base located in Virginia....west.

                              While off topic, we watched the Blue Hens of Delaware play the other night, and I could have sworn at one point they called them the Blue Hairs. Talk about a great team mascot...someone dressed as an old lady in a purplish nightgown with white polka dots and big glasses. Kind of like the old woman regularly seen on greeting cards.

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