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if you could get lawrence “two chicks at the same time”, imagine what a cool $2mil could do. name that movie shockernetters.. its like gone with the wind. a true classicComment
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O October 29th, October 29th, wherefore art thou October 29???????Comment
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I apologize in advance (no offense intended); this thread continues to remind me of this old joke...
Potentially and Realistically
A boy comes up to his father one day and asks him "What's the difference between potentially and realistically?"
His father replied "Go ask everyone if they would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back tomorrow and tell me your answer."
So the boy went to his sister first and asked her "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
His sister replied "A million dollars? Heck, I'd sleep with him for free!"
Then the boy went to his mother and asked her "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
His mother replied "A million dollars is an awful amount of money. Of course I would. It would pay for your college tuition fees and everything!"
Afterwards, the boy went to his older brother's room and asked him "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
His brother replied "Duh. Do you know how much money a million dollars is? I could buy a whole lot with that much money!"
The next day, the boy's father asked him if he had found out the difference between potentially and realistically.
The boy answered, "Potentially, we could be sitting on top of three million dollars. Realistically, we're living with two whores and a queer."
"You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"Comment
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Can I still root for and watch Fred? That may be a dealbreaker?Comment
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