Shoelace is here and will play against LSU Wednesday!!!!!!!

[kcshocker11]

NCAA reinstates Shoelace stating


" The world needs positive role models as well as a fine crossover dribble"



I just couldnt resist! :D :D :yahoo: :D :D 8)

[KC Shox]

Shoelace is overrated. This guy shows up when it is convenient. He'll blab off how great his crossover is, (which is debatable) then vanish like a fart in the wind.

[Tyrone Shoelace]

Blasphemy!! You'll smoke a turd in hell for that!

[forevershockerfan]

Not even Tyrone playing could have stopped these Shocks tonight. Well, maybe too much playing time and dribbling for Tyrone "I am a 1 man Band with my crossover dribble" Shoelace--- might have hurt a smidge? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[forevershockerfan]

I can hear Coach Marshall now!!! " Tyrone, quit playing 'keep away' from your teammates with that fancy smancy crossover-- and pass the rock!!!!!!! No wonder I need sleep Shoelace!!!!!!!"

[shox8498]

[size=6]It's a good thing that CGM's fortunes aren't tied to shoelace.

(get it?.....get it?....nudge nudge......wink wink)

[kcshocker11]

[size=6]It's a good thing that CGM's fortunes aren't tied to shoelace.

(get it?.....get it?....nudge nudge......wink wink)

Oh man! :D 8) 8) :yahoo:

[SubGod22]

nudge nudge......wink wink

Is that any kind of reference to Python or is it just me?

[ripemupshocks]

Say no more. Say no more.

[forevershockerfan]

"RC steals the LSU pass---gets the outlet pass to Tyrone Shoelace at half court---Tyrone crosses over---leaving 2 opponets jocks on the floor in disbelief--Tyrone eyeballs PJ and JT on the fly all alone ---wide open-- waiting for the alley---but--hark----are you kiddin me?????? What the hey? Tyrone instead of passing--is now show-boatin---doing his Curly Neal rendition--brake-dancing on the floor--dribble--dribble--dribble and 3 opponets can't steal the ball---- by now Coach Marshall is having a conniption fit screamin--"TS---pass the rock you 1 man band" but to no avail! "Time out--time out Coach screams to any zebra that will listen." Meanwhile now, all 5 LSU players can't steal the ball from Tryone's one man band dribbling exhibition--- while 4 Shockers are alone waving in disbelief for the ball. Tryone sees them waves at them---but this is his moment-- his 1 and only one moment in the sun and he just keeps crossing over and double-dribbling." All 3 refs are blowing their whistle and yelling simultaneously--trying to restore order during the pandemonium fiasco-"LSU ball ---Time-Out Black and Gold!!!!!!!"

The rest of the story as Paul Harvey would say? " Left, right, left, right, left, right-----the Shocker Crowd yells in unison---"Tyrone Show-off-shoe lace--S I T----D O W N!!!!!!!"