UNI fans' most all time hated

[tropicalshox]

The Panther message board has a thread going on their most all time hated player. Of course Jamar Howard got a couple of mentions. But one other Shocker got many more comments. Now I just skimmed over the whole thread but he might of equaled or beat about everybody else. Now he did get defended once by a knowledge UNI fan, but I want to congratulate, yes I'm sure you guessed it, Garrett Stutz.

Oh yes, although not a player, coach Marshall did pretty good also.

[wufan]

Garrett Stutz! Really?

[GarH]

Can't imagine why someone would hate GS. Hating just seems to be the thing to do now days.

[WuDrWu]

Seemingly the hate may mostly stem from his facial hair.....curious, since their team has the biggest collection of ugly, inbred, muttonchop/curly mullet and "hey I got a 45 for 1 coupon at the Dollar Bad Tat Store who wants to go with me cuz I got $13" guys in the history of organized sports.


I saw that yesterday, decided to light up their entire moronic fan base, remembered they live in Northern Iowa, concluded that was about as coherent an idea as they were capable of, forgave them, prayed for them and moved on.

The premise is so entirely laughable you can only fault their stupidity, which is totally understandable.


Garrett won't be remembered as the best player in the history of the program. He may very well be remembered, however, as the best person in the history of the program. Men like Garrett don't come along very often, unfortunately.

[Speed]

Congratulations to Stutz & Marshall! I hope that you'll embrace, honor & fulfill this status.

[Capitol Shock]

They're really going to hate him when he torches them for 24 in their living room!

[pinstripers]

Stutz?

[RoyalShock]

Yeah, it's due to facial hair and the perception that he whines to the refs too much.

Considering they've had some of the most dooshy players in recent years (Jacobsen, Coleman, Ahhellwithit) you'd think they would have a better baseline for making that judgement.

[Aargh]

Shhh! Don't tell anybody.

This is UNI's dirty little secret.

They hate Stutz - because he's better than Egelseder was.

Speaking of hair...Ogreseder should have left some of his on his head. The amazingly Shrek-like appearance that remained after he shaved his head really instilled fear - in children under the age of 6.

[Rosewood]

[wu_shizzle]

They must be mad because he usually had decent games against Fugglecedar. It's the classic "You mad cuz I'm stylin' on you" hate. Especially the crossover drive on Egor in the tourney last year.

For the haters:

[Ksedg]

They're just jealous b/c we have a big man who is not frightening to look at! ;-)

I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok -----

[martymoose]

I hate Lucas O'Rear, mainly because I can picture him crying about his broken ankle...he needs to suck it up, tape it up, get back out on the court and be a man.

BTW, NIU has a message board?

[ShockBand]

BTW, NIU has a message board?

Its a chain letter.

[tropicalshox]

I hope Hatch doesn't hear about this. He will probably start growing one cause he knows Stutz has nothing on him in the complaining department.