I got a list for ya

[kcshocker11]

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Just thought I'd beat William to it! :D

[Awesome Sauce Malone]

Butterflies taste with their feet

If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.