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A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks which have troubled many members of our community. To plunge right into it, one of the goals of deconstructionism is to render meaningless the words "best" and "worst". The Kansas Legislature admires that philosophy because, by annihilating human perceptions of quality, The Kansas Legislature's own mediocrity can flourish. Which brings me to my point. Anyone who hasn't been living in a cave with his eyes shut and his ears plugged knows that The Kansas Legislature is always prating about how the ancient Egyptians used psychic powers to build the pyramids. (It used to say that society is screaming for its editorials, but the evidence is too contrary so it's given up on that score.)
I sometimes joke about how The Kansas Legislature is deeply involved emotionally in its attack on truth and reality. But seriously, what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that from the perspective of those inside The Kansas Legislature's club, The Kansas Legislature can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft. The reality, however, is that someone once said to me, "The Kansas Legislature's shallow principles are barren of worth and bereft of purpose." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since.
The Kansas Legislature tries to assert its autonomy by attempting to ransack people's homes. In fact, I have said that to The Kansas Legislature on many occasions, and I will keep on saying it until it stops trying to wipe out delicate ecosystems. Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about The Kansas Legislature's featherbrained, anti-democratic excuses. I've concluded that if it were true, as The Kansas Legislature claims, that we should avoid personal responsibility, then I wouldn't be saying that at this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that The Kansas Legislature's success at forcing me to wander around in a quagmire of self-pity and depression has so far formed an insuperable obstacle to my ability to declare a truce with The Kansas Legislature and commence a dialogue. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that we can't let nefarious dingbats ram its analects down our throats. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by The Kansas Legislature. The memo spells out its plans to lower our standard of living. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that The Kansas Legislature managed to convince a bunch of nerdy pantywaists to help it engage in an endless round of finger pointing. What was the quid pro quo there? You see, all it really wants is to hang onto the perks it's getting from the system. That's all it really cares about. To wrap up, I'll just hit the key elements of this letter one last time. First, the word "superultrafrostified" is so compromised that I retain it only as a pejorative. Second, The Kansas Legislature treats people as objects. And finally, as far as The Kansas Legislature's caustic, fickle flimflams are concerned, I will not capitulate today, tomorrow, or ever.
I sometimes joke about how The Kansas Legislature is deeply involved emotionally in its attack on truth and reality. But seriously, what I just wrote is not based on merely a single experience or anecdote. Rather, it is based upon the wisdom of accumulated years, spanning two continents, and proven by the fact that from the perspective of those inside The Kansas Legislature's club, The Kansas Legislature can bring about peace and prosperity for the whole of humanity through violence, deception, oppression, exploitation, graft, and theft. The reality, however, is that someone once said to me, "The Kansas Legislature's shallow principles are barren of worth and bereft of purpose." This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since.
The Kansas Legislature tries to assert its autonomy by attempting to ransack people's homes. In fact, I have said that to The Kansas Legislature on many occasions, and I will keep on saying it until it stops trying to wipe out delicate ecosystems. Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about The Kansas Legislature's featherbrained, anti-democratic excuses. I've concluded that if it were true, as The Kansas Legislature claims, that we should avoid personal responsibility, then I wouldn't be saying that at this point in the letter I had planned to tell you that The Kansas Legislature's success at forcing me to wander around in a quagmire of self-pity and depression has so far formed an insuperable obstacle to my ability to declare a truce with The Kansas Legislature and commence a dialogue. However, one of my colleagues pointed out that we can't let nefarious dingbats ram its analects down our throats. Hence, I discarded the discourse I had previously prepared and substituted the following discussion in which I argue that someone just showed me a memo supposedly written by The Kansas Legislature. The memo spells out its plans to lower our standard of living. If this memo is authentic, it tells us that The Kansas Legislature managed to convince a bunch of nerdy pantywaists to help it engage in an endless round of finger pointing. What was the quid pro quo there? You see, all it really wants is to hang onto the perks it's getting from the system. That's all it really cares about. To wrap up, I'll just hit the key elements of this letter one last time. First, the word "superultrafrostified" is so compromised that I retain it only as a pejorative. Second, The Kansas Legislature treats people as objects. And finally, as far as The Kansas Legislature's caustic, fickle flimflams are concerned, I will not capitulate today, tomorrow, or ever.
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