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  • Clinton and Trump, I think I'm gonna be sick?

    We really have devolved into this mess.
    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

  • #2
    Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
    We really have devolved into this mess.
    This is going to be the most fun presidential election in the history of our county.

    Get plenty of bud light, have case of Doritos delivered to your house, sit back, relax, enjoy the spectacle.
    An “Old West” Texas analysis and summary of Mueller report and Congress’ efforts in one sentence:

    "While we recognize that the subject did not actually steal any horses, he is obviously guilty of trying to resist being hanged for it."

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    • #3
      Originally posted by JJClamdip View Post
      This is going to be the most fun presidential election in the history of our county.

      Get plenty of bud light, have case of Doritos delivered to your house, sit back, relax, enjoy the spectacle.
      You're right! This it's going to be like one big Jerry Springer marathons! I just need to enjoy it.
      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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      • #4
        Is the average IQ still 100 - or has it slipped to maybe 80?

        Running for political office has become so seamy that only people totally consumed by ego are likely to run.
        The future's so bright - I gotta wear shades.
        We like to cut down nets and get sized for championship rings.

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        • #5
          This is what politics in America has become:


          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
            This is what politics in America has become:


            https://youtu.be/coD1oBLc1L8
            OMG! A midgets post. I'm laughing my ass off. I remember the days on the old Valley forum where the battles of the midget clips were the most interesting things out there.
            The future's so bright - I gotta wear shades.
            We like to cut down nets and get sized for championship rings.

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            • #7
              Outtake from today's debate.

              There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
                We really have devolved into this mess.
                It'll be Sanders vs Trump

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DanielBryan View Post
                  It'll be Sanders vs Trump
                  What, on next season of the apprentice?

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