Secret Service Director Resigns after Failing to kill Obama

[SB Shock]

Secret Service director resigned after guy with a knife got into the whitehouse, and Obama was allowed to ride in a elevator with a convicted felon carrying a weapon as security guard for the CDC.

The final straw was when it was found out that she had approved a huge wooden horse, a peace gift from ISIS, to be placed in the white house.

Meanwhile in other stories the DHS has decided they need to expand from just a security focus, to include the threat that climate change might have on our infrastructure.

[DUShock]

There is now a report that a drunk agent related to the advanced party leaked POTUS travel schedule to the Romney campaign in an effort to get into the pants of a staffer. The report says the information has been confirmed by two additional sources. I can honestly say that regardless of party I do not want to see any of our electeds placed in harm's way. The agency has to be revamped and cleaned up, it is no longer a trusted guardian.

[pinstripers]

There is now a report that a drunk agent related to the advanced party leaked POTUS travel schedule to the Romney campaign in an effort to get into the pants of a staffer. The report says the information has been confirmed by two additional sources. I can honestly say that regardless of party I do not want to see any of our electeds placed in harm's way. The agency has to be revamped and cleaned up, it is no longer a trusted guardian.

please post pics of staffer

[WuDrWu]

please post pics of staffer

Or it didn't happen.

[RoyalShock]

If the agent was drunk, are you sure you want to see a pic of the staffer? Are you sure the staffer was a female? DU's post was short on gender specifics. ;)

These days you never know.

[SB Shock]

It is a good thing the secret service failed in killing Obama, it hard to imagine things getting worse - but with Biden anything possible, take example his speech on Joplin tornado - 161,000 people killed in one tornado......oh the humanity lost in a town with a population of only 50,000 - must have killed a bunch of dead democratic voters

[Kung Wu]

It is a good thing the secret service failed in killing Obama, it hard to imagine things getting worse - but with Biden anything possible, take example his speech on Joplin tornado - 161,000 people killed in one tornado......oh the humanity lost in a town with a population of only 50,000 - must have killed a bunch of dead democratic voters

I'd rather have an incompetent liberal boob in office than an inexperienced but radicalized marxist.

[SHOCKvalue]

I'd rather have an incompetent liberal boob in office than an inexperienced but radicalized marxist.

We had one. He was named Bill Clinton, and oh how I would take another Slick Willy over the Chicago Mob Boss we have now.

[Kung Wu]

We had one. He was named Bill Clinton, and oh how I would take another Slick Willy over the Chicago Mob Boss we have now.

Exactly.

[SB Shock]

the human wrecking ball is at it again:

Biden continues to apologize; first Turkey, now UAE

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/2014/10/0...irst.html?rh=1


Though, he was probably speaking the truth....