Caption This - Obama

[SB Shock]

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[Downtown Shocker Brown]

"You seem young lady, you don't know what the master plan of assimilation is. Don't worry about not being able to find a job, I'm going to pay off your student loans with money borrowed from China. Then I'm going to make sure everyone who doesn't work makes as much or more as those who do, so you won't have to worry about that either. And don't worry about healthcare, we are going to borrow money to pay for that too!"

"But what happens when we can't pay back our loans?"

"We're the US, we will mortgage all the property we own, and then when that runs out, declare bankruptcy leaving China high and dry!"

"But what happens when they come after what assets we have left? What happens to all the people who only learned to depend on government and not themselves? What happens to the people that have the skills to work, but then can't get a job as the economy has died? What happens then?"

"I don't care, I'll be dead"

[Kung Wu]

Sorority president takes a LOT of responsibility. You're ready to make a run for the U.S Senate!

[Aargh]

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"You charge $500 an hour. Of that, you get to keep $200."

[1979Shocker]

"I know you said you wanted to taste my home brewed beer, but they wouldn't let me bring it in here, even if I am the President."

[MoValley John]

I would caption that, but all I see is Obama overstating the size of his junk. The young lady looks both impressed and interested in taking it on.

Unfortunately for her, his junk isn't that big, and just like every other American, she is going to wake up tomorrow knowing she has been screwed and lied to.