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10) He's sending weapons to Libya/Syria/Eqypt to help repair America’s strained relationship with Al-Qaeda.
9) Parents all across the country can now point to Barack Obama's performance when they're explaining to their children why they shouldn't use drugs.
8) He won the Nobel Peace Prize.
7) Thanks to healthcare.gov, "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.
6) Because of Obama, 91 million people without jobs now have plenty of time to spend with their family.
5) He extended childhood all the way up to 26 by allowing "children" to stay on their parents insurance until then.
4) Harry Truman coined the phrase "the buck stop here", Obama gave us another great saying "It's bush fault".
3) No President in American history has done more to further gun sales than Barack Obama.
2) He has worked tirelessly to know the American people better through invasive TSA searches, reading their emails, and listening in on their phone calls.
1) He's living proof that even a pothead who thinks there are 57 states can still live the American dream.
9) Parents all across the country can now point to Barack Obama's performance when they're explaining to their children why they shouldn't use drugs.
8) He won the Nobel Peace Prize.
7) Thanks to healthcare.gov, "New Coke" no longer has to bear the shame of being the worst product roll-out in American history.
6) Because of Obama, 91 million people without jobs now have plenty of time to spend with their family.
5) He extended childhood all the way up to 26 by allowing "children" to stay on their parents insurance until then.
4) Harry Truman coined the phrase "the buck stop here", Obama gave us another great saying "It's bush fault".
3) No President in American history has done more to further gun sales than Barack Obama.
2) He has worked tirelessly to know the American people better through invasive TSA searches, reading their emails, and listening in on their phone calls.
1) He's living proof that even a pothead who thinks there are 57 states can still live the American dream.
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