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    'really good at killing people'

  • #2
    The "Hits" just keep comin'.

    An unexpected handshake. A selfie. A seat change. President Barack Obama's gestures at Nelson Mandela's memorial in Johannesburg were widely scrutinized on the world's stage Tuesday.

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    • #3
      Caption This:

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      • #5
        Lol -- funny stuff @ShockTalk:
        Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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        • #6
          The first lady is probably thinking, "Just wait until we get home".

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          • #7
            "Havin a gr8 time at Nelsons party wish u wuz here"

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            • #8
              Weekend at Nelson's.
              There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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              • #9
                There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                • #10
                  Obama's a Muslim so he was obviously signing in Arabic. Duh!

                  Since "Thank you" in Arabic is translated to English as "Screw you, westerm capitalist pigs", the South Africans assumed he was making it up.

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                  • #11
                    The handshake also drew some sharp GOP criticism. Sen. John McCain likened it to shaking hands with Adolf Hitler.
                    Or shaking hands with Qadhafi.


                    Or shaking hands with Saddam Hussein.

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                    • #12
                      Originally posted by 1979Shocker View Post
                      Or shaking hands with Qadhafi.


                      Or shaking hands with Saddam Hussein.
                      Exactly.

                      ObamaGaddafiShake.jpg

                      You can play the who shook who's hand all day long.
                      Trying to flirt with a female head of state, right in front of your wife and subsequently pissing your wife off, well that is another kind of stupid altogether. Generally, that behavior is reserved for Christmas parties when you are wicked drunk.
                      There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                      • #13
                        Hey girrrrl, wanna hook up at the White Crib and have a cigar Clinton style?

                        Hey chill, Michelle, you can join too baby.
                        Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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                        • #14
                          I would love to plagiarize this, but I simply can't in good faith.

                          From Herman Cain's caption c. test regarding the photos of Obama and his angry and jealous wife:

                          "Michelle Obama's campaign against obesity was thwarted when the president reached for the Danish."
                          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                            Mandela service sign language interpreter failed in 2012 with 'self-invented' gesture

                            A "fake" sign language interpreter who claimed to suffer an on-stage schizophrenic episode during Nelson Mandela’s memorial service failed to communicate a single word of a speech made by South African President Jacob Zuma more than a year ago.


                            A "fake" sign language interpreter who claimed to suffer an on-stage schizophrenic episode during Nelson Mandela’s memorial service failed to communicate a single word of a speech made by South African President Jacob Zuma more than a year ago.

                            The Deaf Federation of South Africa alleged that "100 percent of the information was omitted" by Thamsanqa Jantjie after he appeared at an event in January 2012. In a letter of complaint obtained by NBC News on Friday, the group described Jantjie's interpreting for Zuma as "a mockery" and claimed his gestures appeared "self-invented."

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