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  • pinstripers
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    It is a slow day in the small Saskatchewan town of Pumphandle, and streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and everybody is living on credit.

    A tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the motel, and lays a $100 bill on the desk saying he wants to inspect the rooms upstairs to pick one for the night. As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs next door to pay his debt to the butcher.

    The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his debt to the pig farmer.

    The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his supplier, the Co-op.

    The guy at the Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had to offer her "services" on credit.

    The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the hotel owner.

    The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the traveler will not suspect anything.

    At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves. No one produced anything. No one earned anything...

    However, the whole town is now out of debt and now looks to the future with a lot more optimism.

    And that is how a Stimulus package works.

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  • ShockingButTrue
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    biden face mask.jpg

    I like the Incumbent's chances against this guy.

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  • pinstripers
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    Bernie Sanders stepped down today. When informed of this, Creepy Joe Biden mumbled. "gee, that's too bad. He was one of the greatest running backs of all time....."
    Last edited by pinstripers; 1 day ago.

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  • WstateU
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    Originally posted by 1972Shocker View Post
    I was watching Joe Biden last night and told my wife, you know who Joe is reminding me of lately?




    However, Joe's ventriloquist is not nearly as good as Jeff Dunham.
    You nailed it... definitely a resemblance.





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  • 1972Shocker
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    I was watching Joe Biden last night and told my wife, you know who Joe is reminding me of lately?




    However, Joe's ventriloquist is not nearly as good as Jeff Dunham.

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  • MelvinLoudermilk
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    Joe Biden in 2018: When a woman alleges sexual assault, she MUST be believed

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/polit...3fc_story.html

    Joe Biden this week: This woman accusing me of sexual assault is lying

    https://www.newsweek.com/biden-campa...taffer-1494794

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  • ShockingButTrue
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    In a timely merging of politics and current events, "patient zero" has been located:

    3nogld.jpg

    The antivirus is on it's way.

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  • pinstripers
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    https://www.yahoo.com/huffpost/joe-b...224024415.html

    uh-oh

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  • Awesome Sauce Malone
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    Originally posted by WstateU View Post

    This gives me ‘warm and fuzzies’...


    https://twitter.com/danscavino/statu...213302272?s=21
    Same.

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  • WstateU
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    Originally posted by Dennis_Celery View Post
    When OBiden spoke to Bama about running for President, he said, "you don't have to do this, Joe."
    Should have listened to him.
    This gives me ‘warm and fuzzies’...


    https://twitter.com/danscavino/statu...213302272?s=21

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  • Dennis_Celery
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    When OBiden spoke to Bama about running for President, he said, "you don't have to do this, Joe."
    Should have listened to him.

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  • ShockerPrez
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    The next 8 months are going to be a complete political sh$t show. And I will probably enjoy a good portion of it.

    Just really curious who the Dems try and backdoor into the presidency, ie Bidens VP pick. Cause the more I see of Biden, there is no chance in hell he has 5 more years of this crap left.

    I feel sorry for him. He should be relaxing and enjoying life, instead he is being thrust into this campaign.

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  • wufan
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    Originally posted by SB Shock View Post
    Another Tuesday and another super Tuesday for Biden. Biden wins:

    Mississippi
    Missouri
    Michigan

    left to count is Washington, Idaho and North Dakota. But this will likely eliminate the Sanders threat with Sanders not able to carry Michigan.
    I’m going to be sit until Super Thursday until I proclaim Biden the winner.

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  • SB Shock
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    Another Tuesday and another super Tuesday for Biden. Biden wins:

    Mississippi
    Missouri
    Michigan

    left to count is Washington, Idaho and North Dakota. But this will likely eliminate the Sanders threat with Sanders not able to carry Michigan.

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  • RoyalShock
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    Originally posted by 1972Shocker View Post


    LOL. Is this serious. It sounds like these two actually accepted that tweet as accurate. I think the actual number would be around $1.53 per person. Okay so they made a rounding error. However, Bloomberg would have probably garnered more voter interest if he had bought every one a Big Gulp which is about what he could do with the $500 million he spend.

    And these are the elites that want to run the world and control our lives. No thanks.

    I guess this is why the left thinks we can have free everything if only the rich paid their fair share.
    I see what you did there!

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