Official Red-Blooded American Gun Thread

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Okay folks! In the spirit of continued recent attempts at overturning American elections and otherwise nutty Leftist behavior, I propose we start a gun porn thread.

When Libbies get riled they vandalize and confront police; when conservatives get riled they just count their guns...

I'll begin with a small sample-



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[wufan]

I have to say that my cache is not nearly as impressive.

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I could barely even qualify as a gun owner until 2013 when Obama, the greatest gun salesman America has ever seen, started chirping like an Autocrat. I literally went from gun noob to gun nut overnight. Now everything is packed neatly away in storage and I haven't been to the range in years lol. BUT, the moment I start feeling my rights threatened again, I'll flip back into commando mode. I don't think there is a single right in America that motivates people more than the 2nd. I was standing in line at Cabela's next to men in suits that had no idea which end you load a rifle from but were damn sure they were gonna stock up on "scary" guns as long as King Hussein was in office. Nothing felt more American than watching my fellow citizens strolling out of the store with a brand new militaresque long rifle under their arms and a big grin on their face. I would actually think about what weapon 'Bum hated most when selecting my next purchase. God bless America!


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[Kung Wu]

Heckuva collection. Which is your favorite?

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My favorites are the FN Five-Seven and VEPR 12. Sadly, neither is made in America. The 5.7 is made in Belgium and the VEPR 12 is made in Russia.

The 5.7 holds 21 rounds and is the lightest gun (for its size) on the planet. Certain ammo will defeat Level IIIA body armor - I have that ammo. It's one of the most reliable and flattest shooting pistols available. I also have the PS90 bullpup rifle which was designed to complement the pistol and fires the same ammo. It's capacity is 50 rds per mag.

https://youtu.be/XBQL4yoL7Gk

https://youtu.be/T_vvpane-qQ


The VEPR 12 is probably the most formidable auto shotgun in the world. It uses the ultra-reliable AK47 action which means it will never jam. 25 rd. drum magazines are available for purchase. This shotgun with 00 buck coming at you with 3k ft-lbs of energy as fast as you can pull the trigger is a problem for bad guys.

https://youtu.be/fMfzN5LZc3o


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[WstateU]

Cold, are you by any chance an airline pilot? :)

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LOL!

That's some airline safety right there.


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[DUShock]

Sweet @Co|dB|00ded and I hope that you share what you have placed inside your walls!

Every red blooded boy from 'Murica, and I include myself in this category, should have "uh-oh" stashes/cache throughout their frequent hangouts. After calling in a JDAM danger close in Mosul, and staying fresh on the range, it is should be easy to see why the blowing up hundreds or as is the case throughout much of my subdivision, thousands of dollars on the 4th of July isn't very appealing.

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So the presidency after Trump will likely be a **** show of epic proportions. I'm already preparing myself for forced sex changes and fines for avocado hoarding. I'm mostly surrounded by Libtards so in order to gain a tactical advantage, we'll need to pick a Shockernetter that lives a little further outside the city limits. I'll bring my weapon cache and let everybody pick a favorite. Then we'll fortify the attic in steel and make some openings in the roof for firing ports. I never got into prepping so somebody needs to bring the 20 yr. supply of MRE's (please include some nachos - non-stale). We'll also need 50 years of Shocker basketball (please leave the 90's behind - not safe with firearms around) and a television/DVD that runs on DC power. I vote we bring jdshock into our club as we'll need a remorseful Libby survivor who can do speaking tours after the Civil War informing the next generation on the dangers of Leftist thinking.


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[shockfan89_]

I got you covered. Own property 25 miles outside of the city. Been clearing trees on the perimeter and planning a fence in the near future at 200 yards. Have a 20 year supply of MREs but only for 8 people. Hunting and fishing are good so we should be able to support a few more trigger pullers. We probably have plenty of firearms and ammo to support many more people than we have food. I also recently added a reloading station in the basement and have been stocking it. Does anyone have any perimeter detection devices they wish to contribute to the ShockerNet Survivalists cause?

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Outstanding SF89! After we run through the MRE's, wild game, and fish, we'll have to subsist on bipedal game. How good are you with a spice rack?


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[Kung Wu]

lol

[DUShock]

I am not too worried. Both sides always seem think the sky is falling. It is rarely if ever the case. Much a do about nothing.

[jdshock]

I vote we bring jdshock into our club as we'll need a remorseful Libby survivor who can do speaking tours after the Civil War informing the next generation on the dangers of Leftist thinking.

I saw that poll in the basketball forum the other day. You're looking at a lot of dudes in this scenario.

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For those of us maritally unencumbered, you can help us trap some hungry Libby hotties for companionship. We'll just give you a long leash and a picnic basket full of gluten-free goodies. Then we'll bring them into the command center and commence reprogramming.


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[wufan]

I can distill whiskey! Can I come over?

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Antiseptic, Molotov cocktails, and liquid courage. You bet!


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[Dark Lord]

This sounds like my cup of...glass of whiskey.

Plenty of souls for the taking.

[WstateU]

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https://www.foxnews.com/us/harvard-g...-uncomfortable

"When I asked them why they were in my room to begin with, they each came up with completely contradicting stories ... but one comment struck me in particular: ‘We saw that you had a MAGA hat and, come on, you're from Alabama … so we just kind of assumed that you had something.'"

When I read stories like this I think of my well endowed gun collection and consider running to them with an oil soaked rag for a midnight barrel massage. Alas, most have never been fired and are tucked away safe with their factory preservative still intact, but it's nice to know they are there waiting to console me when I read shite like this.

This girl has some bad friends.


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[WstateU]

[wufan]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/harvard-g...-uncomfortable



When I read stories like this I think of my well endowed gun collection and consider running to them with an oil soaked rag for a midnight barrel massage. Alas, most have never been fired and are tucked away safe with their factory preservative still intact, but it's nice to know they are there waiting to console me when I read shite like this.

This girl has some bad friends.


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Not sure there was any violation of her rights there. Good on her for being a responsible firearm owner though.

[wufan]

My home defense has been recently upgraded. A good friend of mine is going through some times, and so he asked me to hold onto some of his arms. I added two AR-15s, a 308, a 45, a 38, and three 9 mm.

I’m a good friend!