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Top Ten President Obama Labor Day Weekend Plans
10 Unwind after his two-week vacation
9 A backyard barbecue with the guy who forged his birth certificate
8 Flip through Gadhafi's sexy photos of Condi
7 Resist cigarette cravings by chewing on charcoal briquettes
6 Hire goons to rough up Mitt Romney
5 Grill up some of Michelle's delicious kale paste
4 Update his resume
3 Hillbilly Handfishin'
2 Pretty much whatever the Republicans tell him he can do
1 Sit around bonfire reading scary passages from Dick Cheney's memoir
10 Unwind after his two-week vacation
9 A backyard barbecue with the guy who forged his birth certificate
8 Flip through Gadhafi's sexy photos of Condi
7 Resist cigarette cravings by chewing on charcoal briquettes
6 Hire goons to rough up Mitt Romney
5 Grill up some of Michelle's delicious kale paste
4 Update his resume
3 Hillbilly Handfishin'
2 Pretty much whatever the Republicans tell him he can do
1 Sit around bonfire reading scary passages from Dick Cheney's memoir