There once was a politician named Wiener

[Aargh]

If your name is "Wiener", you might want to choose a career other than politics.

I just heard 10 minutes of media coverage of the pictures that appeared on Wiener's web site.

10 minutes of the media saying "Wiener" about every 10 seconds and relating it to pictures on the Net was a great source of laughter.

[SB Shock]

I'm practically a eunich! So that can't be me in that picture. Now can we please just talk about the debt ceiling?