Cigarettes & lawnmowers dont mix

[BenWSU]

By The Associated Press

ST. JOSEPH | A northwest Missouri home has been declared a total loss after a fire blamed on a cigarette and a lawn mower.

Fire investigators in St. Joseph say a man was smoking a cigarette while working on his lawnmower Monday in a bedroom of the home. KQTV reported that the combination sparked a fire that heavily damaged the house and sent the man to a hospital.

The man’s injuries were not considered life-threatening. A woman who was home at the time was unhurt.

[JaminShock]

When I read that, my first thought was, 'Why is he working on the lawnmower in the bedroom??'

[DUShock]

Thin'in the herd...

[ShockBand]

Thin'in the herd...

Only if he managed to off himself, or, without dying managed to remove himself from the gene pool (do not stop blade with hands or genitals). Otherwise...