I really hope Usain Bolt is clean

[Anthroshock]

He ran a 9.58 100m and just ran a 19.19 200m.

He looks like he's jogging half the time.

Can you imagine how low his times will be in 2 or 3 years if he remains healthy?

It's not hyperbolic to suggest we are looking at the best pure athlete of all time.

[wu_shizzle]

What is amazing to me is that, like Michael Phelps he competes in races that are usually determined by hundredths or thousandths of a second and is blowing away records by tenths of a second.

[WuDrWu]

Speaking of clean...what about the 800 runner from South Africa?

[Anthroshock]

Speaking of clean...what about the 800 runner from South Africa?

This isn't a question of clean vs. dirty as much as it is a question of penis vs. no penis.

[ShockCity]

I would like to believe he is clean, but I am very skeptical. I don't trust anyone in sports these days. I wonder about Pujols too.

[1979Shocker]

I'd like to see Bolt move up to the 400m next year just to see how he would do. He doesn't have anything else to prove at the 100m and 200m.

[Anthroshock]

I'd like to see Bolt move up to the 400m next year just to see how he would do. He doesn't have anything else to prove at the 100m and 200m.

There is some suggestion that this will change what events younger sprinters will pursue. Bolt is so intimidating that many might give up altogether.

I'm sure if he moved up to the 400 he would destroy those records too. Move up from there? What could he do in an 800 or 1600? Word on the street is that he does not like to train...Wait...Wha...?

He has run sub-20 200s since he was 17, regardless of whether this guy is doping or not he is an incredible athlete.

[1979Shocker]

I would like to believe he is clean, but I am very skeptical. I don't trust anyone in sports these days. I wonder about Pujols too.

Usain Bolt shatters another world record. Must be the yams!

Somebody please make it stop.

That Jamaican, he keeps messin’ with our heads.

Usain Bolt keeps doing things that shouldn’t be done. Things that boggle the mind.

He makes older sprinters start to think about other careers. He makes liars out of track commentators.

American sprinting legend Michael Johnson told Agence France-Presse that he didn’t think Bolt would break a record.

Just before the race former championship sprinter and NBC announcer, Ato Boldon, said that Bolt would not set a world record.

Moments later, Boldon was noshing on crow.

It’s the yams, stupid!

Here’s my theory: The reason people think these are drug-assisted victories is that when we watch Bolt it looks like WE must be on drugs. It’s an other worldly experience.

Jamaican sprinters were so tired of getting tested for drugs during the Olympics last year that they started joking about the International Olympic Committee cooking up a new list of banned substances. No. 1 on that list, they laughed, would be yams - the staple of a rural Jamaican diet.

[ABC]

need to test him quickly to remove this doubt.