Shocker Football

[Downtown Shocker Brown]

Moet & Chandon 8)

My Colt 45 doesnt have a cork.

:drum: 8)

:drum: *SINGING* Colt 45, two zig zags, baby that's all we need *SINGING* :drum:


:P :P

[ShockerFever]

THE LAST DAY OF JANUARY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!

I can hardly contain my excitement!!!!!

T minus 24 hours!!!!

:clap: :good:

[ShockerGorilla]

And the big announcement is......................................??

:drum:

[Shirley Schmidt]

Nothing.

No news.

ZERO.

92 replied over a stupid post about Shocker football.

Tower to SHOCKERNET posters, FOOTBALL IS NOT COMING BACK TO WICHITA STATE. IT IS A DEAD HORSE QUIT BEATING IT!

That's all, have a great day.

[Shoxfan11]

I'd say that calls for a ban.

[BenWSU]

Shirley = Blonde

Your credibility is crap from now on. 8)

[Veritas]

Shirley, surely you can't be a Shocker, nor a student, nor a graduate of Wichita State. Surely you must work for the Eagle, the Kansas Board of Regents, or are a transplant to Wichita from some coyote nowhere heat soaked environment that sucked all of the moisture out of a brain suffering from atrophy. (Oh, perhaps a K-State fan)
Sadly, your behavior represents the cynical, small minded, provinical, idiotic, backwards "supporter" of what the Kansas Board of Regents wants for Wichita State.


How's the saw working out for you as you continue to cut off the limb of credibility for which you sit. Correction: Cut off the limb of credibility for which you sat.

Next time, think before you deliberately post rumors on a Shocker message board. Otherwise, you'll quickly find out that you will be the only one reading your posts.

Have a nice landing tree surgeon. Now get back to work with that saw. :good:

[ShockerFever]

Nothing.

No news.

ZERO.

92 replied over a stupid post about Shocker football.

Tower to SHOCKERNET posters, FOOTBALL IS NOT COMING BACK TO WICHITA STATE. IT IS A DEAD HORSE QUIT BEATING IT!

That's all, have a great day.

What a f**king d-bag. Did you get rigid in the trousers watching this thing unfold? Did you laugh at yourself and give yourself a little love tap on the back?

You aren't a WSU fan. Never were.

Royal, please do what 100% of Shockernet wants and ban this fudgepacker. dofo brought more to the table than this creep has and ever will. Finish him off, Royal. Please, just finish him off.

[C0|dB|00ded]

As silly as this thread is, it is nowhere near as damaging to the state of our program as the imbeciles that continue to start threads about our coach using the program as a springboard for a "better" job.

All you would have had to do is contact Shirley by P.M. and he would have told you it was a hoax. I did this a month ago.


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...8)

[ShockerFever]

As silly as this thread is, it is nowhere near as damaging to the state of our program as the imbeciles that continue to start threads about our coach using the program as a springboard for a "better" job.

All you would have had to do is contact Shirley by P.M. and he would have told you it was a hoax. I did this a month ago.


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His sense of humor leaves a lot to be desired. The 'imbeciles' that start those threads I don't think of malicious and ill-willed states of mind with them. JJ/Shirley is the complete opposite. He probably literally wanked off to this thread nightly for 3 weeks and then climaxed this morning.

Big difference IMO.

Ban the Will Ferrell wannabe.

[SHOCKvalue]

Unacceptable... you fail at life. But I guess anyone who's mentally recorded the tidbits you've revealed about yourself already knew that.

What are you going to use as a login this next time after you get banned, seeing as that you've already soiled the use of JJClamdip, Colt Ducksnort, and Shirley Schmidt?

I'm glad we can count you amongst the ranks of the WSU dropouts, instead of the alumni, Shirley.

[C0|dB|00ded]

As silly as this thread is, it is nowhere near as damaging to the state of our program as the imbeciles that continue to start threads about our coach using the program as a springboard for a "better" job.

All you would have had to do is contact Shirley by P.M. and he would have told you it was a hoax. I did this a month ago.


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His sense of humor leaves a lot to be desired. The 'imbeciles' that start those threads I don't think of malicious and ill-willed states of mind with them. JJ/Shirley is the complete opposite. He probably literally wanked off to this thread nightly for 3 weeks and then climaxed this morning.

Big difference IMO.

Ban the Will Ferrell wannabe.

Shirley took advantage of those simple enough to not do their "homework" (like P.M. him). The simpletons that start threads about our coach leaving do unbelievable damage regardless of their intentions. If they can't comprehend the damage they do, then they need to be muzzled.. MUCH more than a Shirley.

The local media many times writes stories based on the conversations that go on in here. The second another article comes out in the Eagle discussing Marshall and his "possibilities" the damage is done. The reality is firmly constructed in everybody's mind (including Marshall's) that this job is temporary.

This is not an overreaction, it is a cancer that plagues our program and shouldn't.


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[SHOCKvalue]

What's further disappointing is that solid, reliable posters such as WuDrWu and SB Shock joined in the geriatric circle jerk as well, fully knowing the truth.

This forum dropped has down a significant number of notches in my mind. We suddenly make the phog forum look like an honest, unbiased, objective group now.

[ShockerFever]

As silly as this thread is, it is nowhere near as damaging to the state of our program as the imbeciles that continue to start threads about our coach using the program as a springboard for a "better" job.

All you would have had to do is contact Shirley by P.M. and he would have told you it was a hoax. I did this a month ago.


T


...8)

His sense of humor leaves a lot to be desired. The 'imbeciles' that start those threads I don't think of malicious and ill-willed states of mind with them. JJ/Shirley is the complete opposite. He probably literally wanked off to this thread nightly for 3 weeks and then climaxed this morning.

Big difference IMO.

Ban the Will Ferrell wannabe.

Shirley took advantage of those simple enough to not do their "homework" (like P.M. him). The simpletons that start threads about our coach leaving do unbelievable damage regardless of their intentions. If they can't comprehend the damage they do, then they need to be muzzled.. MUCH more than a Shirley.

The local media many times writes stories based on the conversations that go on in here. The second another article comes out in the Eagle discussing Marshall and his "possibilities" the damage is done. The reality is firmly constructed in everybody's mind (including Marshall's) that this job is temporary.

This is not an overreaction, it is a cancer that plagues our program and shouldn't.


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Sorry. I don't feel the need to boost someone's ego further by going out of the way and PMing them.

It is soo obvious that JJ/Shirley is not a WSU fan, it's not even funny. I'm a negative Nancy, yes, but I don't go getting a rise out of message board posters based on a complete and utter lie. It's obvious JJ/Shirley's primo uno entertainment in life is making up things and then jerking it for 3 weeks only to make the most retarded 'point' in the world. Football may never come back, but this IS a discussion board. It's not a crime to discuss the possibilities. But this low-brand, low-major, low-class 'humor' is beyond 'ghey' and I think fulfills the need of banment.

How about this? Have Royal ban one of your "Marshall is leaving" posters and then ban JJ/Shirley. Deal?

Disappointed how Doc went with this one too.. :roll:

[BostonWu]

Royal - Is this not a direct violation of the rules by intentionally spreading false rumors? If so have we seen the last of Shirley?