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  • Local commercials that are bloody awful

    Spangles commercials come to mind

    Also, the new Rusty Eck Ford commercials

  • #2
    Absolutely unbeatable.


    Personally, I don't care for the clickclick.



    But I do love my new windows......

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    • #3
      How about the Sports Time Fan Shop jingle?


      Not Good.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by WuDrWu
        Absolutely unbeatable.


        Personally, I don't care for the clickclick.



        But I do love my new windows......
        I still have that retarded jingle in my head and I've been out of town for half a year..

        If you don't come in today, I can't saaaaaaaaaave ya any money. :roll:


        The Big Apple circus commercial here has to be the most annoying 30 seconds of television ever created.
        Deuces Valley.
        ... No really, deuces.
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        • #5
          I'd have to say those Conklin Cars commercials, but the others mentioned are right there too

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          • #6
            Go, Go, Go, Wireless!

            R-Quip

            Sweet Motors

            Don, Don, Don, Don, Hattan, Hattan, Hattan, Hattan

            Old Wichita State commercials... prior to Movers, Groovers, Shakers and Shockers

            The Butler... j/k I'd call Adam at the first sign of sewer back-up :D
            "You Just Want to Slap The #### Outta Some People"

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            • #7
              The body shop commercial with all of the "Uh-Oh's" is also annoying.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Shox151
                I'd have to say those Conklin Cars commercials, but the others mentioned are right there too
                Hands down worst. I wouldn't buy a car drom there just due to those annoying ads.

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                • #9
                  Anything featuring the Stevens (a.k.a. Marks?) family draws my ire.

                  The commercials where Mike Stevens attempts to speak audibly as his own car dealership spokesman, all the while sounding like, and looking like, he just got up from a nap after a drinking binge.

                  And who can forget the Shhhhpangles commercials with Rene Shhhhtevens and her speech impediment, man-voice, and corny jingles. Yeah, they're all horrific, and speak for themselves as to their awfulness.

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                  • #10
                    When we had ShockerVision TV the "Bite size are the right size. Try some and you'll buy some." commercial(s) were very irritating. I am not sure there was more than one commercial and they played it over and over and over. However, I do remember the jingle so maybe they worked but I also never bought the product. The Spangles commercials are usually bad. My wife makes me mute them. Any of the car commercials usually bad but any with Tom Parks have to be the worst.

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                    • #11
                      How about Dawson Grimsley and Davis-Moore?

                      He looks and sounds just like Eb Dawson from the old TV show Green Acres.

                      Let's hope he can hit a D-1 Curve ball!


                      "God gave us the ability to reason, not religion" http://www.deism.com/


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                      • #12
                        Anybody remember those awesome Wally's Auto Sales commercials that used to be on a few years ago. Broken english, but great prices.

                        Anything with Tom Parks

                        Or the Gotta, Gotta, Gotta git on down to ..... with the circular arm movement.


                        On a national scene the Pizza Hut commercials with Queen Latifa's voice

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Ricky Bobby
                          Anything featuring the Stevens (a.k.a. Marks?) family draws my ire.

                          The commercials where Mike Stevens attempts to speak audibly as his own car dealership spokesman, all the while sounding like, and looking like, he just got up from a nap after a drinking binge.

                          And who can forget the Shhhhpangles commercials with Rene Shhhhtevens and her speech impediment, man-voice, and corny jingles. Yeah, they're all horrific, and speak for themselves as to their awfulness.
                          And who can forget the Shhhhpangles commercials with Rene Shhhhtevens and her speech impediment, man-voice, and corny jingles. Yeah, they're all horrific, and speak for themselves as to their awfulness.[/
                          Her continuance in projecting that awful voice onto the listening ears of Wichitans is one of the greatest displays of passive aggressive behavior I have ever witnessed (heard).

                          She knows she sounds horrible, yet since she makes the marketing decisions she continues to use herself as the spokesperson. She knows her advertising efforts would be better served with a more appealing voice, but I sincerely believe she is mad at God for making her into a she-male. Therefore, s/he has dedicated her life to punishing humanity in the greatest way she knows how.

                          I haven't eaten at Spangles in half a decade. Most of the reason for that reality is due to the fact that her voice is inexorably linked to the thought of eating their food. No amount of Pink Bismuth will make that dining experience happen successfully for me...


                          T


                          ...8)

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by RockChalkWUShock
                            Anybody remember those awesome Wally's Auto Sales commercials that used to be on a few years ago. Broken english, but great prices.


                            I remember. Thanks for the laugh.

                            Looked like an Indian car ad.
                            Deuces Valley.
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                            - a smart man

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                            • #15
                              renewal by anderson. we love our new windows.
                              Shocker fan since December 28th, 2005!

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