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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Tags: None
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These are fun.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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So are these.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Originally posted by Dave Stalwart View PostI'm imagining a scenario where you place the artillery shell underneath a prairie dog in the tube and then shoot it up into the air where you then fire upon the moving target creating red mist over a backdrop of colorful fireworks.
I think I've adequately answered your original question.
EVER!There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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I've more than doubled my fireworks inventory from last year. My kids got to play with smoke balls, sparklers and snakes today, tomorrow is day one to legally blow up **** in Ralston.
My wife told me there are two phrases I'm barred from saying while doing fireworks, the first is, "hey, watch this!" and the second is "Hold my beer!"There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Originally posted by WuDrWu View PostI really think, as much as it may pain me, I need to move to Ralston.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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Originally posted by WuDrWu View PostI really think, as much as it may pain me, I need to move to Ralston.
Free Kenny Loggins concert on Friday. Fireworks. Pool party all day Saturday. Drinkfest Saturday night. Street dance and carnival,rides Sunday. There are a few of you who post on Shockernet that will know these two references,so I will add that I will also be visiting the Village Bar and Scorz (formerly Ralston Bowl). Late wake up Monday, park cars in the street so we can horde the available parking. Attend the Ralston Parade, then onto the party. Smoked brisket, beans, potato salad, the works! Cumulatively, $10,000 in fireworks, keg of beer, margarita machine,sno-cone machine, cotton candy machine.
Oh the mayhem!There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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I make my once a year pilgrimage to the Village Bar. It's in downtown Ralston, a total dive that realistically holds 35, will be stuffed with 200 from Friday through Monday. Cheap beer. Yes, they serve Schlitz.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.
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We should all drive up and party with Movalley John!!People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. -Isaac Asimov
Originally posted by C0|dB|00ded
Who else posts fake **** all day in order to maintain the acrimony? Wingnuts, that's who.
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