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Dude is in trouble.
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. -
Deep trouble, of course you know men have their needs and the problem is he let little Richard take over.Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
When some guys get a yearning in their loins or all itchy in their britches they have no control.An “Old West” Texas analysis and summary of Mueller report and Congress’ efforts in one sentence:
"While we recognize that the subject did not actually steal any horses, he is obviously guilty of trying to resist being hanged for it." -
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Bill Clinton did the same things and gets away with it. Guess Cosby didn't donate enough to the DNCComment
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I was not aware that Bill Clinton was accused of drugging and molesting women.Originally posted by dwbarcl View PostLivin the dreamComment
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Is a cigar considered a drug? Hey! "Cigaring"! All the kids are doing it!Originally posted by wufan View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Bill Clinton is a sexual predator, sure, but he never drugged nobody.Comment
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Dont knock it till you try it.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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There is NO WAY I'm sleeping with Bill Clinton.Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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You might if he slips you a roofie.Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Well if he slips me a roofie will I end up being a giver or a receiver?Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Look, I don't want to overanalyze this, but I need to know if roofies will make my schlong go schlimp? The implication is if Clinton drops a roofie in my Sam Adam's Oktoberfest, and the inch high private eye won't stand at attention, then I am stuck playing wide receiver -- and frankly I'd be playing completely out of position. In fact I'd screw up the patterns. I'd buttonhook when I should have just went on an out route, for example.
Oh but if I'm the giver and the ol' red rocket is still firing ... well ... you better bring your A game, Mr. President.Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Well, the tight end on my high school football team robbed a bank and went to prison. He got out as a wide receiver.Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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:good:Originally posted by MoValley John View PostAn “Old West” Texas analysis and summary of Mueller report and Congress’ efforts in one sentence:
"While we recognize that the subject did not actually steal any horses, he is obviously guilty of trying to resist being hanged for it."Comment
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