Humor

[WstateU]

Not my cup of tea; guess it'll have to 'grow' on me...

[pinstripers]

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, “Where did you get the bracelet?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?”
She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.”
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.”
He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”

[WstateU]

A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond necklace. He asks his wife, “Where did you get that necklace?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, the women arrives home from work wearing a diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, “Where did you get the bracelet?”
She replies, “I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start dinner.”
The next day, her husband notices she arrives home from work wearing a mink coat. He says, “I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?”
She replies, “Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go get my bath ready while I start supper.”
Later after supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells to her husband, “HEY! There’s only an inch of water in the tub.”
He replies, “I didn’t want you to get your raffle ticket wet.”

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[WstateU]

[C0|dB|00ded]

He's surely single... ;)

[WstateU]

[MikeKennedyRulZ]

The one who doesn't look like he just sh!t himself?

[pinstripers]

A guy sits down at a bar & orders 9 shots of bourbon...
The bartender says “whoa...are you sure you don’t want to take those one at a time?”
“Nope” he says quickly. So the bartender goes ahead and brings him 9 shots, which he throws down the second they hit the table.
“Good lord,” says the bartender. “I’ve never seen anyone down drinks like that.
Head hanging the guy responds, “You’d drink em that fast too if you had what I’VE got.”
“Oh man, I’m sorry.... Can I ask.... what have you got?”
“About 2 bucks.”

[WstateU]

nm

[im4wsu]

nm

Now that’s funny

[WstateU]

Reminds me of Golden Corral on a Saturday night…

[WstateU]

[1972Shocker]

That one is older than the hills and twice as dusty but you can still have a lot of fun with it.