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  • #76
    How about a shitload of assorted bottle rockets?



    I know they are the littlest, but you have to love the Moon Traveler's with report.
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    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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    • #77
      Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
      That's 3 rolls of 4,000.
      That's what happens when kids have money!
      Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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      • #78
        Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
        So you like the Black Cats, do you ?


        That's 3 rolls of 4,000.
        Wait a minute. Blackcats, penis jokes, army men, and Thompson pistols. You're my older brother Chris jacking with me, aren't ya? Hmmm, no my brother wouldn't know anything about Nebraska fans. Still ... pretty close.
        Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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        • #79
          Thompson Center rifles.
          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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          • #80
            Most fireworks tents around here don't discount fireworks late on the fourth, but a couple do. At about 9:30, I buy leftovers, cheap. Really cheap. I get home in time to enjoy them and my kids have a blast! Bottle rockets come from the indian reservation fireworks tent. They'll sell anything! Yup, bottle rockets are illegal in nebraska.
            There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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            • #81
              I'm confused. Is Uber a toy company or weapons manufacturer?
              Livin the dream

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              • #82
                Originally posted by wufan View Post
                I'm confused. Is Uber a toy company or weapons manufacturer?
                Both.
                There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                • #83
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                  These are just your garden variety artillery shells. Yeah, they are the big ones.
                  There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                  • #84
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                    These are just your garden variety artillery shells. Yeah, they are the big ones. If you look really close, you'll see the beer glass from the Century Link Center. So yeah, these fireworks are mine, not some photos I pulled off the internet.
                    There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by MoValley John View Post
                      Most fireworks tents around here don't discount fireworks late on the fourth, but a couple do. At about 9:30, I buy leftovers, cheap. Really cheap. I get home in time to enjoy them and my kids have a blast! Bottle rockets come from the indian reservation fireworks tent. They'll sell anything! Yup, bottle rockets are illegal in nebraska.
                      You're gonna stand there and tell me you have whistlin' bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, and at least one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by WuDrWu View Post
                        You're gonna stand there and tell me you have whistlin' bungholes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, and at least one single whistlin' kitty chaser?
                        Yup.

                        I got some midget bombs, ***** screamers, lady fingerers, window rattlers and some sparklers, too.
                        There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                        • #87
                          If you come to my house on the fourth, it's like downtown Baghdad!
                          There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                          • #88
                            I cant remember, does anyone know what you call a bottle rocket when you take the stick off of it and light it?
                            There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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                            • #89
                              I just like the snakes and sparklers.
                              Livin the dream

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by wufan View Post
                                I just like the snakes and sparklers.
                                Well maybe that's the problem....it's not about what you like, it's about the consumer!

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