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We haven't had too much of a problem up here and there haven't been any Ebola zombie sightings. That said, there was a bloated body of an ebola victim at the end of our block this morning. It was lying right by the stop sign at the corner. I tried to miss it but I clipped it a bit with my fender. Juices shot everywhere! The thing smelled something fierce and I used up all my wiper fluid trying to clean my windshield. When I got home, a couple of dogs and a small raccoon were fighting over the thing.
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There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese. -
New York ebola dude getting better.
Morals to the story: Ebola is quite treatable with competent care and if you catch ebola don't try to get help in Texas.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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What's the score now?Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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How Did Ebola Evolve to Affect Humans?
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OJ 2 Ebola 1Originally posted by Kung Wu View PostI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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Hee heeOriginally posted by kcshocker11 View Post
Would you feel safer sitting next to OJ, or an Ebola patient?Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Depends am I holding a picture of Nicole Brown Simpson, saying to the only man I truly lovedOriginally posted by Kung Wu View PostI have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.Comment
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Hmmm. Sucks to be shocka khan and wrong on everything in this thread. I mean, shocka has been right in other threads, but here he's batting worse than caseygarrisonforpresident.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Here we go again. Looks like my Thanksgiving just got messed over.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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This guy is in bad, bad shape. Might be a lost cause.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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Did he come in from out of the country? Heard he was going to Omaha, but missed where he was coming from.Go Shocks!Comment
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Sierra Leonne. He was delayed a day and went down hill fast before he got in country.Originally posted by ShockerDropOut View PostThere are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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What are you on fizzy yellow beer or something? He could still die! Let's say he gets assaulted by somebody pissed that he brought Ebola into the country. That would count as an Ebola-caused death. Or let's say they throw a party to celebrate his recovery. He gets a little drunk at the party, falls down his stair case and breaks his neck: Again that would be due to Ebola (if he hadn't contracted Ebola they wouldn't have been celebrating).. So ... you know ... don't go counting your chickens before they hatch, there MVJ.Originally posted by MoValley John View PostKung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!Comment
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Me thinks the guy in Omaha now is gonna... Die. My opinion. I know he is in bad, bad shape. There will be just about zero info on this guy.Originally posted by Kung Wu View Post
So, if this guy dies, plus three other Ebola victims, that so far have survived, fall down stairs in a fizzy yellow beer drunken stuper, Shaka gets his 50% mortality rate.There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.Comment
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