Are you a "EXPERT"?

[SB Shock]

Remember - don't be a "Tower of No"!

[60Shock]

Hilarious. I have to admit, I have sat in on some meetings in my distant past that came very close to being as ridiculous as this.

[Kung Wu]

Pretty sure this is how the team meetings went with Marty and Colt Ryan, two seasons ago.

Marty: "Can you beat WSU this year or not?"

Colt: "Yes, but coach we will essenially lose all other matches due to lack of ..." [interrupted]

Marty: "Excellent, let's kick this season's practices off next week. Please bring your WSU strategy to the first session."

Colt: "But coach our team's shooting percents can't live up to their defen ..." [interrupted again]

Marty: "We will run all plays through you throughout the season in order to make sure you are as accurate as humanly possible when we play WSU. You can beat WSU, correct?"

Colt: "Yes, coach . . . I am an expert."