Jamar Howard for Prez vs. Shockfever

[MoValley John]

Tale of the tape:
JH4P
Ht. 6'1"
Wt. 215
Reach. 36”

Fev
Ht. 6'
Wt. 215
Reach. 34"

JH4P will be fighting out of the left corner wearing gold trunks with black stripes. A technical and skilled tactician, JH4P is an accomplished journeyman, who wins as many fights by outsmarting and out scouting his opponents moreover than by muscle and power. He has been out punched but never loses a fight by making mistakes. A very clean fighter, he has flawless technique.

Fev will be wearing black trunks with the alternate gray stripes, but his footwear will be the traditional gold. Fev isn't as tall, doesn't train as much and has a shorter reach than JH4P. But don't count him out. What he lacks in training and reach, he makes up for in tenacity. He has an iron jaw and is almost impossible to knock out. He will battle to the end, swinging haymakers like Rocky Balboa. While he doesn't scout out anyone, he always has a punchers chance.

Advantage: Vegas calls it a draw.

[WstateU]

[shoxlax]

The winner gets to advance to a death match with Doug Goatlube via tweet fights.

The loser gets Tekele in a dark alley.

[SHOXAAC]

ShockerShockerFeverFever wins round one, even though Jamar lands the last punch. However he ignores the final bell and delivers a vicious strike, guaranteeing the final punch.

[pogo]

I'm not that bent out of shape about it. It's just a strange phenomena I've noticed. Might as well get it out here.

But yes, I now expect to be called everything in the book outside of those two.

I'm sure you already have been at one time or another.:)

[Kung Wu]

ShockerFever: I can't believe that dbag missed that bunny jump shot from less than a foot from the basket!

Jamar Howard 4 President: Incorrect, he was 6.0" inches from the basket so it was a layup, not a jump shot.

ShockerFever: He jumped didn't he? That makes it a jump shot too, Gomer.

Jamar Howard 4 President: Quit changing the subject ShockFev, we're talking about 6.0" inches here, which is technically less than a foot. However by specifying only "less than a foot", we can't be sure whether it was a jump shot or a layup. Sorry it stings you so much that you don't have the facts, but by using specific data we have definitive clarity on the type of shot it was. So let's try and not get distracted with the layup verus jump-shot nomenclature and focus on the 6.0 inches.

ShockerFever: It took you 15 hours to use your laser finder to figure out it was 6 inches, you asshat?!? And then you came back here to stalk me to prove it was a layup? I bet your mama likes 6 inches.

Jamar Howard 4 President: There you go with diversions again. Actually I Googled it, but two sites said it was 5.76" and two other sites said it was around 8.89" so I averaged it, but then threw out the data and made up my own estimate because I didn't believe either site. You can read about the methodology on my blog.

ShockerFever: Ha! I KNEW you went to K-STATE you kitten reject! Ban him @_kai_:!! SICK HIM!!! Go @_kai_: go!! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BOOM, I win again!

[_kai_]

The accuracy of these parody posts are uncanny.

[pogo]

The accuracy of these parody posts are uncanny.

I have new found respect for you KW. That was HOF worthy.

[jdmee]

KW you forgot to add the JH4P took it unliterally literally up the butt.

[Jamar Howard 4 President]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the following:

Posted yesterday:

There's no way a sane person would care or still remember a random person's posts from months ago.

Posted previously:

Hey Shaux, remember when you told everybody in matter-of-fact fashion that the FF banner wasn't coming down for a midnight game? And remember when you like disappeared for 3 months afterwards?

Welcome back.

There is no bigger hypocrite on this board, but I love having Fever around because the entertainment is priceless.

Happy Friday everybody.

[Shocker-maniac]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the following:

Posted yesterday:


Posted previously:


There is no bigger hypocrite on this board, but I love having Fever around because the entertainment is priceless.

Happy Friday everybody.

Are you getting Fev a valentine's day gift? Flowers ?

[Jamar Howard 4 President]

I bought him a new graphing calculator with a Creighton themed cover. I think he will love it!

[capnkirk]

Why do people always drop off the "er" in my name? It's an interesting phenomenon. Just keep it to SF or Fever if you can't get it right please.

Sorry, I dunno why, but it bugs me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpcE_PrHykA

Sorry, I couldn't help myself..... :)

[ShockerFever]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the following:

Posted yesterday:


Posted previously:


There is no bigger hypocrite on this board, but I love having Fever around because the entertainment is priceless.

Happy Friday everybody.

I didn't quote a post. I remembered what somebody had said. You quote everything like it's archived in your blog. How long did it take you to search out the post, ore even worse, remember that I posted that? How long did it take you?

You just confirmed my earlier point and cemented it.

My word, get some help. Or a life.

[Jamar Howard 4 President]

How long did it take you to search out the post?

About 15 seconds

First result google popped up.

site://shockernet.net shockerfever remember

lol. Good try.