ZOMBIES, DROUGHT, THE WORLD IS GOING TO END! IT'S 2012!!

[shock]

Florida has a zombie outbreak, Wichita is running out of water and my fish are dying!! You should care, and we should all pull our hair out together. THIS IS 2012! THIS IS THE APOCALYPSE!

[kcshocker11]

Yes my friend the Zombie Apocalypse is here

http://shockernet.net/forum/showthread.php?13544-Feds-deny-Zombie-Apocalypse

[60Shock]

Thanks to the relative new Florida conservative shooting law (which the liberals are fighting to change), it is now always open hunting season on Zombies here, and you don't even have to drag them inside the house. Saves on having to clean up on all the mess, gore, guts, not to mention the stench.

[SB Shock]

guess who's pond?

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[kcshocker11]

http://realestate.yahoo.com/news/anti-zombie-strongholds-for-sale.html


There is safety! Beware of the coming zombie apocalypse

[Aargh]

I am selling zombie insurance. There's a $250 start-up fee. After that there are multiple plans available starting at the low, low price of only $20 a month for minimal coverage. If zombies invade, damage, or interfere with you in any way that affects you negatively, you can collect a much as $1 million.

For more information, send me a PM and your credit card number. You won't need that credit card after the sombie invasion.

[Kung Wu]

I am selling zombie insurance. There's a $250 start-up fee. After that there are multiple plans available starting at the low, low price of only $20 a month for minimal coverage. If zombies invade, damage, or interfere with you in any way that affects you negatively, you can collect a much as $1 million.

For more information, send me a PM and your credit card number. You won't need that credit card after the sombie invasion.

Does this include humans zombified by bath salts?

[Aargh]

Does this include humans zombified by bath salts?

Of course not. Everybody knows those aren't real zombies. Mon, everybody know real zombies only use the real ganja.

[Kung Wu]

Of course not. Everybody knows those aren't real zombies. Mon, everybody know real zombies only use the real ganja.

Hahaha -- Dang, I had some Miami customers lined up for ya.