Feds deny Zombie Apocalypse -

[kcshocker11]

http://rt.com/usa/news/cdc-denies-zombie-apocalypse-855/

The US Center for Disease Control has been forced to address the American public in the wake of internet rumors of a possible ‘zombie apocalypse”.

:boxing:

[MoValley John]

Bastards. We all know about the zombies. We all have defense bunkers set up for when zombies attack, but just like the denials about the alien crash at Roswell, the government is in denial mode. They must think we are stupid.

[MoValley John]

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[60Shock]

Nah, probably just another bunch of Zombies getting together for a Zombie Jamboree that both Harry Belafonte and the Kingston Trio sang about in the late 1950's

It was a Zombie Jamboree
Took place in a New York cemetery

Zombies from all parts of the Island
Some of them was a great Calypsonians
Although the season was Carnival
We get together in bacchanal
And they singing

Back to back, belly to belly
I don't give a damn, I done dead already
Oho back to back, belly to belly
At the Zombie Jamboree

[kcshocker11]

http://news.yahoo.com/cdc-silent-zombie-inducing-parasites-live-human-brains-040210084.html

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention(CDC) recently denied knowing of “a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one would that would present zombie-like symptoms),” after a series of instances of cannibalism across the country were reported, but remains silent about the effect of zombie-inducing parasites that live in human brains.

[ripemupshocks]

The only thing worse than the regular zombies are those DAMN NAZI ZOMBIES:

[Kung Wu]

If there is a zombie outbreak and the Feds need to find the epicenter, I recommend they start by looking at the headquarters for MSNBC. Just a hunch ...

[ripemupshocks]

If there is a zombie outbreak and the Feds need to find the epicenter, I recommend they start by looking at the headquarters for MSNBC. Just a hunch ...

We can't even have a lighthearted zombie thread without someone screwing it up with politics!

[pinstripers]

That's not political, MSNBC is a news organization.

[SubGod22]

That's not political, MSNBC is a news organization.

It says a lot about them though when someones first thought is that it's political.

[1979Shocker]

Where to Go When the Zombies Strike

http://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/where-go-when-zombies-strike-n317291

If the Zombie apocalypse does hit, you'll be safest up in the mountains in Montana, or perhaps the Nevada desert, physics students tell us. The worst place to be? Northeastern Pennsylvania.

A team of researchers at Cornell University decided to make a computer simulation of what might happen in the U.S. if zombies really did begin to spread.

"It's supposed to be a fun topic," said Alex Alemi, a graduate student in physics who led the project. "Zombies are interesting and we thought we'd use some of the techniques used to model ordinary diseases."

Alemi and his team set up a series of scenarios with zombies first getting infected in a large city, biting and infecting other people and moving across the country.