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  • #1

    Mega-Millions!

    I just wanted to let you all know, (no need to respond by the way), that after I win the 640 million jackpot, what I will do at my press conference.

    First off, you'll all get to see how handsome of a fella I am. Second, after I have expressed my gratitude, I will announce that I will be donating 35 million dollars to Wichita State to renovate that eyesore called Cessna Stadium. I will then announce I will donate an additional 25 million dollars to the athletic department and finally, in honor of the Business School who provided me a great education, I will donate another 25 million to the Frank Barton School of Business. I will also create a general scholarship fund in the name of my family for well deserving children.

    How does KC Shox Field at Cessna Stadium sound?

    I will also announce a special SN party to be held at Koch arena where each SN member in attendance will receive a special envelope. And yes, there would be a special envelope for ABC and WuDoc should they accept my invite. If they don't, I will donate the envelopes to the Humane Society.

    May the odds be ever in your favor! (saw the movie yesterday)
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  • #2
    Originally posted by KC Shox View Post
    How does KC Shox Field at Cessna Stadium sound?
    How about: Pessimism Field at KC Shox Stadium (after a 35M reno I think you deserve the stadium name). Or maybe a more down to Earth: We're Gonna Lose Field.

    LOL
    Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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    • #3
      May I be the first to Thank You (or suck up) in advance.

      D**M! Got in 2nd.

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      • #4
        Its a shame you won just before the impending zombie apocalypse.As we know money will be worthless
        I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by kcshocker11 View Post
          Its a shame you won just before the impending zombie apocalypse.As we know money will be worthless
          Nah, Obama's gonna lose this election. He's good. :)
          Kung Wu say, man who read woman like book, prefer braille!

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          • #6
            Damn! I only matched 2 numbers.

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            • #7
              Ive purchased 5 lottery tickets in my life, and never matched a number.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Kung Wu View Post
                Nah, Obama's gonna lose this election. He's good. :)
                Dont bet on
                I have come here to chew bubblegum and kickass ... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

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                • #9
                  Kansas has a winner...
                  "Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should accomplish with your ability."
                  -John Wooden

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                  • #10
                    If I won a jackpot like that one of my first phone calls would be to ADES asking him to quote me a price on what it would take to bring football back.
                    "It's amazing to watch Ron slide into that open area, Fred will find him and it's straight cash homie."--HCGM

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rocky Mountain Shock View Post
                      If I won a jackpot like that one of my first phone calls would be to ADES asking him to quote me a price on what it would take to bring football back.
                      I've often thought the same thing.

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