American Top 40 with Ryan Seacrest

[Kung Wu]

Welcome to the "American Top 40 (with Ryan Seacrest)" review thread!

To stay in touch with America's youth, we should dive into the most popular music and see what our best and brightest popular music artists have to say about the world around them!

To keep it pre-teen friendly lets swap out expletives using this list (feel free to add as necessary):

FROG = f***
KITTY = p***y
SCAT = s***
NERD = n***a/other variants
BUTTOCKS = a**
BLITZ = b****

[Kung Wu]

The first review will be a shout out to a rising star on the Top-40, coming in at #31 on the list:

Song: Chosen
Artist: Blxst feat. Ty Dolla $ign

Let's get right down to the verse that really speaks to me and our youth the most ...

Yeah, I FROG with her
Yeah, brand new Rollie got you frozen
Two more shots got that KITTY wide open (wide open)
Say she wanna go another round, don't provoke him
Shawty up and down on the pole like she votin'
I like when you talk that SCAT to me
BLITZES ain't nothin' new but you know how to do it to me
BUTTOCKS up, face down, we can make a lil' movie
I'm the rapper, you the groupie, got it wetter than jacuzzi (woo)
She love me like Lucy (Lucy)
I'm a dog, I'm a dog like Snoopy (Snoopy)
Gettin' head under sheets and you sweatin' out your weave
Rich NERD, I ain't cheap when I like what I see

And I love how my 13 year old really belts out this chorus ...

Girl, you chosen (ha), FROG it up when you bust wide open (yeah, bust it)
It's a ocean (ayy), I'm just imposin'
That you give it to me and just me only, yeah (sheesh)
Girl, you chosen, FROG it up when you bust wide open
It's a ocean, I'm just imposin'
That you give it to me and just me only

[C0|dB|00ded]

Do you not have the right in 2022 to tell your 13 yr old to not play/sing that kind of music in your home?

[Kung Wu]

Are you stupid enough to think he really does?

[Kung Wu]

Oh yeah, you don't have kids. You have no clue how parenting actually works.