LoL. - Identifying as another race

[MelvinLoudermilk]

Miami PD suspends white officer who begins identifying as ‘black’

http://www.theamericanmirror.com/miami-pd-suspends-white-officer-who-begins-identifying-as-black-male/

[Kung Wu]

That's nothing. I'm 11 and waiting for tryouts so I can play on my son's friend's soccer team this Spring! We're gonna smash those cocky little bastards on the championship team into the back of the net! You'll see! jdshock has my back! :)

[pinstripers]

I identify as a quarter-miler.

[Kung Wu]

I identify as a quarter-miler.

You're a horse? That explains a lot.