How hot is it?

[ShockerGorilla]

It's so hot, I saw a fire hydrant begging a dog to pee on it.

It's so hot, I saw a squirrel fanning his nuts.

[RoyalShock]

Satan called . . . he wants his weather back.

It's so hot that egg farmers are labeling their chickens "Scrambled", "Fried" and "Hard Boiled".

[BenWSU]

I saw a homeless guy take off his coat and put on a jacket

[WstateU]

It's so damn hot in my office, I'm gonna take off all my clothes! ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QUMLpgEIQ4&feature=related

[shock]

Hotter than a popcorn fart. I'm sweating like a whore in church.

[EAGLE]

It's just right. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :cowbell: :cowbell: :cowbell: :band: :thewave:

[NCAABound]

I actually saw a Creighton fan with his cardigan unbuttoned.

[KC Shox]

I love it, except for my water bill. Better hot than to freeze your arse off in winter. Keep it comin!

[SPEShockAlum]

I love it, except for my water bill. Better hot than to freeze your arse off in winter. Keep it comin!

I can always put more clothes on, but there's a limit to how much can come off.... or is there?

[BenWSU]

Summertime provides alot of walking scenery 8)

[WstateU]

"Hot Enough!

Dear Diary,

Just moved to Kansas! Now this is a
state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.

It is beautiful.
I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th:

Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live
in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a
pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun
worshipper.

June 30th:

Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the
lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:

The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used
to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But
getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:

Fell asleep by the community pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my
body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I
learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:

I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen
up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon.
The car now smells like Kibbles and Sh*ts. I learned my lesson
though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes
again.

July 25th:

The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's
hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC
repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:

Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house and I
can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever
come here?

Aug. 4th:

Its 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the temperature down
to 85. I hate this stupid state.

Aug. 8th:

If another wise one cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to
strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the
radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

Aug. 9th:

Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on
the seats in the car, I thought my rear was on fire. My skin
melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the
back of my legs and ass…now my car smells like burnt hair, fried rear, and
baked cat.

Aug 10th:

The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything
for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this dang state? Water rationing will be
next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even
the cactus can't live in this dang heat.

Aug. 14th:

Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead. Forgot
to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked
me??? "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend $1,500 to
bail me out of jail. FREAKING KANSAS. What kind of a sick demented
idiot would want to live here??


Will write later to let you know how the trial goes." :D

[shock]

WstateU is a genius

[Kung Wu]

WstateU is a genius

Yes, I am eagerly anticipating him posting on the thread about Gina Carano. :)

[shock]

"Hot Enough!

Dear Diary,

Just moved to Kansas! Now this is a
state that knows how to live!! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.

It is beautiful.
I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th:

Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live
in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a
pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun
worshipper.

June 30th:

Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus
and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing the
lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:

The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used
to this kind of heat? At least, it's kind of windy though. But
getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected.

July 15th:

Fell asleep by the community pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my
body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I
learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:

I missed Lomita (my cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got to the hot car at noon, Lomita had died and swollen
up to the size of a shopping bag, then popped like a water balloon.
The car now smells like Kibbles and Sh*ts. I learned my lesson
though. No more pets in this heat. Good ol' Mr. Sun strikes
again.

July 25th:

The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's
hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the AC
repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:

Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now, $225,000 house and I
can't even go inside. Lomita is the lucky one. Why did I ever
come here?

Aug. 4th:

Its 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today.
It cost $500 and gets the temperature down
to 85. I hate this stupid state.

Aug. 8th:

If another wise one cracks, 'Hot enough for you today?' I'm going to
strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work, the
radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

Aug. 9th:

Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on
the seats in the car, I thought my rear was on fire. My skin
melted to the seat. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the
back of my legs and ass…now my car smells like burnt hair, fried rear, and
baked cat.

Aug 10th:

The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do anything
for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this dang state? Water rationing will be
next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even
the cactus can't live in this dang heat.

Aug. 14th:

Welcome to HELL! Temperature got to 115 today. Cactus are dead. Forgot
to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and guess what he asked
me??? "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend $1,500 to
bail me out of jail. FREAKING KANSAS. What kind of a sick demented
idiot would want to live here??


Will write later to let you know how the trial goes." :D

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