Shocker madness 2017

[shoxtop]

I feel if there is ever a year for the AD to make shocker madness a big deal, this is it. Being the first major athletic event of the year, I really think they should have a professionally put together video with highlights of our valley history. Preferably bringing in as many former players as possible and making this move a big damn deal while respecting where we've come from. Also a great opportunity to show off the new lighting system.
What do you think? What would you like to see? We all know this board gets looks from time to time by those in the department, perhaps we can give them some good ideas instead of just complaints.

[ShannieShock]

I feel if there is ever a year for the AD to make shocker madness a big deal, this is it. Being the first major athletic event of the year, I really think they should have a professionally put together video with highlights of our valley history. Preferably bringing in as many former players as possible and making this move a big damn deal while respecting where we've come from. Also a great opportunity to show off the new lighting system.
What do you think? What would you like to see? We all know this board gets looks from time to time by those in the department, perhaps we can give them some good ideas instead of just complaints.

A big parade ushering "The American" conference in with Shocker Pride!!!

[Walker]

[ShockBand]

Even though I do have sentimental feelings for what the Valley used to be, honestly I think I would pay a small donation to SASO to come watch them sand the Valley logo off the floor and cut down the two banners with the Valley schools listed on them. Or we could donate our Valley banners to one of our impoverished brothers, they would just have to put Valpo on the end over our stuff.

[RoyalShock]

Mike Aresco should be ushered in by WuShock to give a short speech. Then a video "flash forward" to hanging our first AAC conference championship banner.

[boyshocker]

We need to drop the new banners that night!

[ShockerPhi]

I definitely want them to use the new lights. Turn them off, introduce the team with spotlights. Play some hype music.












Oh and maybe have it on a weekend.

[RoyalShock]

Oh and maybe have it on a weekend.

Is that even possible??? :disillusionment:

[Shoxcity]

An unveiling of the new AAC logo on the floor.

[MoValley John]

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

[Walker]

You're gonna stand there, ownin' a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistlin' bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker don'ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistlin' kitty chaser?

No. Because snakes and sparklers are the only one's I like.

[ShannieShock]

No. Because snakes and sparklers are the only one's I like.

Sounds like you are old school all the way!!!

And I like that!!!

[Walker]

If 3G had like a WWF grand entrance with fire and girls and then went on to mid-court with Mike Kennedy conducting an introductory interview with him and Mr. Aresco that went something like this, that'd be badass.

Or perhaps a little President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho

And this would be the best Shocker Madness ever. You're welcome Athletic department and Shocker Madness organizers that happen to read this.

[Shockers5150]

Free beer

[MoValley John]

No. Because snakes and sparklers are the only one's I like.

So you're gonna tell me that you don't have no black cats, no Roman Candles, or screaming mimis?

(For those following at home, we have a bit of a continuity problem but it doesn't take away from the humor)